Step right up! See the Freaky Musicians!

Step right up! Now showing for the first time: the miraculous Life in a Blender band: 21 years of age and has for these one and twenty years been sleeping—night and day—without a break. Before your eyes Life in a Blender will awaken from its death-like rigidity on the stage at Joe’s Pub (425 Lafayette St. NYC) on Saturday, Jan. 17, beginning at 7 pm. They know every secret. They can see what’s inside a penny and a brassiere. They know the past and the future and which comes first. But offend one and you offend them all. Call one Kitten Hips and you’ve called them all Kitten Hips. Once known as the peacocks of the air—how they got this way, we’ll never know. Some say a pack of jealous lovers; others blame the bite of a dying ball player.

Marvel at the Hideous Houghton who contorts his guitar and face as if he were braiding challah—-hideous challah!

Shriek at Monstro Meyer, spanking his drums like misbehaved school children and sending them to bed with nothing but crumb sandwiches.

Howl as if being hurtled into a thousand suns, as Weiner the Weird gnaws at her fiddle like a hungry prehistoric cavewoman.

Try to smile as the Melancholy Moody places you on his cello and gently lowers you into a bath of your own tears.

You’ll want to chew on his head like a Chiclet as Lerner the Lollipop licks your soul clean with his bass.

Yell Timber as the mighty Red-face Rauf topples into audience once again, spewing sap and brimstone.

Plus, the horrific Colony Collapse Horns!

Buy tickets here: http://www.joespub.com/component/option,com_shows/task,view/Itemid,40/id,4335

See poster! Attached!!

Children welcome with adult accompaniment so bring the kids!!!

Buy albums here:
http://www.lifeinablender.net/discography.html