The Blender Endurance Test

You’ve swallowed fire. Bags of it. While watching the oil spots in your driveway. You’ve shaved kittens and held them in your armpits and made it through airport security. When savages knocked on your door one Saturday afternoon, with Bibles and tattoo guns and offers of magazine subscriptions, you dropped your weeding implement and lay still as a log in the front yard, until one ample savage, with nothing but a buckskin Kleenex shading his wampum maker, decided to park it on you and enjoy a little luncheon. Salami, dressed in a scanty two slices of bread and just a tease of mustard with a plug of lettuce. Oooh, time to eat it! "Wait ‘til you hear the noises I will make when I’m eating you!! I wish I brought earplugs so I wouldn’t have to hear myself enjoying you so much. Cuz’ I’m a loud enjoyer, baby, and everyone knows it." That made you squirm a little, but you admit to a Pringle© of pleasure. Why must you sit on me so?!!

The point is Life in a Blender will be playing a deluxe acoustic two-hour set at Barbes in Brooklyn (6th Avenue and 9th Street) on Monday, February 16, from 7 pm - 9pm. We’ll be open for requests of all kinds, so e-mail now so we might learn them. The show is free other than the price of your soul, but how much is that well-compromised soul of yours worth any way? When you grow up on a diet of lies like you, it’s no wonder your soul is worth less than a photograph of an old feather. If mother didn’t like you so much, I would flush you like last night’s Corsican pate. You know I like you; I just have a horrible reaction when I’m around you.

Kids are welcome!! All ages.


Call Don at 206 295 6024 for more information.