When someone does something stupid, looks stupid, sounds stupid, tells a story about someone either maternal or paternal in their family who is stupid and could have passed on their genes to the person telling the stupid story about that stupid person, I usually tell them that they were born wrong. The whole problem with the way that they are now is that one day (or two if their mother was born wrong too) that it took for them to be born… wrongly… the problem is that the majority of people that I thought were "born wrong" actually respond with a resounding "I WAS born wrong! I came out sideways; I was a C section; I was illegitimate; my mother's doctor was a resident who was born wrong too," which leads me to believe that very few people were in fact born right. All I've got to say is that, whether it happened right or wrong in the first place, I sure am glad that we never have to correct the situation by going through it all again. Which is not to say that there aren't some guys out there who really DO want to go through it [their mom's area] again…but those guys were born wrong. Very wrong.

"ha ha, you were born wrong"

"wrong-LY"

"I was born wrong"