Now, everyone knows Schranz isn't even a genre (dare even call it music), but I think it's time someone with the necessary expertise (definitely not me) to classify the differences in this imaginary bass-rumbling noizestyle. Here goes:
Dragooncore - Schranz that has a rolling kick and sounds like a horse striding through a valley full of civilian corpses.
Cuntcrunch - Hard-techno with lots of repetitive high-pitch vocals and conga percussions. Specialty - Music for sex.
Laundrycore - The techno that reminds you of a washing machine.
Speed-laundry - The techno that reminds you of a washing machine during a centrifuge.
Traincore - When the bassline has the feeling that a train is going through your head, but in a more bassy manner... and the train is 50 minutes long... And is a Balkan train, not a German train (the difference is around 300 kmph)
Sub-style - The bass envelops everything and makes it sound deep and compressed. It's a good technique to make the bass seem harder than it actually is.
Overkill-tekk - Extremely distorted hats and snares, makes the sound look crunchy and so hard that can make you shit adiamantium.
Dreadbass - I have no idea what the fuck this is.
ReTARD-Techno - Check my track "Chasin Ma Dream" to comprehend this brain polluting genre.
There you go. Scientifically perfect and politically correct list of genres. Now, if you take this seriously, stop listening to this music, for your brain is irreversibly damaged... On second thought, keep listening :D
Love,
Mokushi