so, a couple days back i was looking up concerts for next year in my area, and who did i stumble upon? PHISH..... PHISH three nights at the hampton coliseum!!!!! so i told my dad to get me a ticket to each night for christmas. its going to be great stuff. a friend of mine in nevada said that phish is a great band to see live. he has seen a bunch of bands i want or wanted to see live. i did get to see ween for the first time last year, and man that was an amazing night. a memorable one in fact because i went to a bears game the day after in oakland. so it was a great great time. and the limited edition poster i got at the ween concert has and error on it. it was november 10th, and it says the 11th! so i find that to be really crazy. i find comfort that artists can accidently screw up on things like that and still make great art. makes me feel good that i can screw up things too and not have it make a big deal come from it. its how i know the world is still in running order, because i was always told by the best people i ever met, that a normal world is one that you can never escape from. it means that the world is not in the order it should be in, and all the things you find value in will have no worth. so please people, take a kind feel to un-normal things around you. its like how venomous and deadly creatures are on this planet, they are there for a reason! if you suddenly feel your world becoming to normal, more normal to take. pinch yourself cause it might just be a dream this time. but next time, it could be that supercollider creating black holes and you suddenly sucked through! how strange would that be, to wake up in a different place (and i dont mean from a heavy night of drugs or booze) or time. and everyone around you thinks you are completely off your rocker because you keep on talking about things that dont exist, or havent been invented yet. which brings me to that tv show life on mars. i like that show, its awesome. who could have thought getting hit by a car makes you wake up in 1973? if you havent seen that show you, you should go see the show on the internet. i forget what network as it, but you can watch the whole episode for free on that site. i do that when i miss an episode of heroes. god bless the ability to go on the net and catch up on your favorite tv show.
so i go see buckethead tomorrow, its going to be awesome. friday i see gwar, its going to be a messy awesome time. and sunday i see green jelly again, and that will be freaking amazing awesome greatness. have i told you folks that i have not smoked anything but cigarettes since april this year? if this is what having a clear mind is, i dont think im utilizing mine real well. or am I??? i wont say, but its a different state of mind. its like standing on top of a snowy peak in the swiss alps and having a cold blast of wind hit you in the face... or is that just a york peppermint patty commercial im referencing to? well whatever it is, it feels exactly like that. and if you thought i was strange on weed man, you havent met me when i am sober! drunk danny has been around for a while now, and makes an appearance every now and then, but sober danny?!?!? when has that ever happened? well its time for something new i say, and i can admit, i like it. its like having control of something powerful and with that power you can make things change, change for the better, and nobody will ever see it coming because nobody would expect it. it would be like a squirrel chasing a dog with a dog catching net or some crazy thing. you just never know what will hit ya! not that i would hit anybody, but still. BLAMMO it would come out of nowhere surprising the world and maybe even the planet and other life forms out there! like i said before, expect the unexpected. bumpy has plans and aint sharing them until they have been assembled, or maybe it has already happened? if it did, would i say? NOOOOO never. why would i ruin a great run at something great with adding a curse to a wonderful awesome movement? i wouldnt. adding my name to things wont make anybody lucky, it might do the opposite. so everybody who has a story with me in it, just change that name danny or bumpy to joe frank pat. jfp will bring you luck and a enjoyable story. JFP for president. if i was a little more dumber than i am now, i would change my last name to a first name because i just like the way those names sound. think about it. you could go by any name of your name. like the name joe frank pat. you could be joe, frank, or pat, or all three at the same time to three or more different people who dont know each other!! its great. well gotta go for now.
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