Well suckers, Ol thumbz already went and got his vote on. Yeah I know you are all jealous  because I thought about voting before you did.

 I had thought voting by mail was only for old geezer shutins and the military, but  apparently even relative youngsters like myself have the constitutional right to vote by mail. It kind of ruined the holiday atmosphere of election day, but hey, at least I went ahead and voted instead just saying I I am going to vote then spending the morning jerking off instead.

"Hey thumbz did you vote?"

"No man, I was too busy spanking my monkey"

I am hoping they are going to send me one of those nifty "I voted" stickers by mail. I love wearing those things, makes me feel so proud and civic minded.   I also wish that you could to do other civic minded things by mail, like juror duty or even donate blood. Perhaps in the future, we will have the science and technology available to figure this out.

Now I am not going to give away who I decided to vote for, but since I try to keep this blog as apolitical as possible I will refrain. Okay, twist my arm, I will give you a clue: My picks name rhymes with "yo momma"

Got it?

Figure it out?

Good.