Slightly confusing phonecall from Orange today...
"Can I speak to Mr. Jones please?"
"yes, I'm Mr. Jones"
"Hello, I'm just phoning to see whether you're having any problems with your new Orange contract."
"No, everything's great."
"I'll just quickly check your account to see everything's fine - two seconds"
"OK"
"OK Mr. Jones, thank you for your time."
Now, as nice as it was - it does seem just a wee bit pointless!