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SeLf DePreCatiOn aNd ThINGs tHAt gO buMP iN tHe MoRNIng. by go hug yourself.
reKorDing aT stUDio G. stuington. the douglas. hawk. popicko & tommy the train. and me. dorko. fucko. satan. with an orange cup. i poured orange gatorade into an orange plastic cup and they were exactly the same. so gatorade is melted orange plastic or the cups are frozen, molded gatorade. either way the tracks sound fucKIN sIcK. my guitars sound like mountain stank. burning, cutting screaming teddy bear chainsaws hugging you with all their love, cutting you into warm soft edible pieces. 13 songs in 3 days. done. all live. live vocals. no click. no heroes. no autotune & no budget. suck on that, music row. i'd tell you put it in yer pipe and smoke it but you dont smoke a pipe. how bout put in yer cowboy hat and piss on it. now thats just mean. too early in the day to be mean. the sun isnt even up yet. when you feel like you wake up the sun and not the other way around all things get backwards. you can put fried eggs back together and into the fridge and you can un-read books. you can turn lights un-on and you can re-un-make the bed. re-un-making is a new term. i made it up. i make things up. songs n shit yeah, but i make up other shit. stories, lists of things i know i'll never do, little plays of 'what ifs' when i'm in the shower. i play every person. standing there naked as the day i was born. words. i make up words. phrases. ridickledackle and jimmy jam always work in a pinch. making up words is a true form of human progress. nothing exists until you have a word for it. think about it. or dont. is this bullshit? i'm a bullshitter too so look out. i can walk up to anyone and talk for 2 minutes about anything. anythiNG at aLL. frieNDs say itS impreSSive. what I DonT teLL theM is iN that 2 MiNUTes tHAtS all theY wiLL reaLLy eVer geT frOM me No MaTTer hoW LoNg I kNow TheM. i'm shaLLow. i adMit iT. i dated a girl once for a year wHo swore my whole vocaBULAry consiSted of "yeah?" "Cool" "wow" and "dude". she's a doctor now. i live in a small 2 bedrm. lndry hkups. sunny. quiet. cntrl A/C. hrdwd flrs. mins from shops. when it rains it comes in thru the kitchen vent and my flat electric stovetop becomes 1 incH of oceaN for my spIdeRs. tennessee is fuLL of spiderS. huge aSs step on me and you'LL fEEl me craCK right ThrU youR ShOEs spiders. and birDs i neVer saw. if I was an orinthologist i'd move here. If I was a deck of cards salesMan i"d MoVe to VegAS. If I soLd antiques I'd move to the FuTuRe. if i was keith richards i'd be cool. I have a bill of rights mug that when you fill it with hot water the rights disappear. quite a liberal birthday gift. iT just hoLds pencilS n shit. the cashier at the 4 stop on 14th and fatherland wearS a square wooden ring on heR left hanD. they sell incense with off the wall names like "love swell" and "Booya Boop". and pickles in a bag. one big swollen spicy pickle, in a bag at the register. impulse pickles. now thats a ridickledackle pickle. if you handed it to her to buy and she rang it up and you didnt have the money you'd be in a ridickledackle pickle of a pickle. if you bought it and took it home and it fell on the driveway tore the bag youd have a trickle of a pickle. ok this is dumb. dumb like a barber. barber's arent dumb, my fingers just typed that. i'm dumb. its all dumb. i dont know why. today is day 5. listening. its hard to listen when your brain is a beehive and your ears are a portal to the freAk dimension. i dont take direction well. tell me what to do. i dare ya. youre probably right, i'll still fight you in the street for it. i suck that way. i suck alotta ways but mostly i suck at listening, which is funny cuz its basically all i do. every time i cant figure out what to play i eventually play nothing. and its right. i un-play music. today i un-listen. i wish i could un-write this. i'm so uncool. :0012:87////::+++ braine DRAnO.
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