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Body: THIS YO MOMMA JOKE TRAIN. SAY ANY JOKES ABOUT MOMMAS , SKINNYNESS, FATNESS ANYTHING JUST LIKE THE SHOW....
after you posted your joke copy and paste the whole thing then repost yourself.
- ur momma's so fat she makes whales look like dolphins
- Yo mama's so hairy, she has little fros on her nipples
- Yo mama so ugly, when she steps in front of the mirror, her reflection ducks.
- Yo momma soooooo stupid, she put a cell phone in her butt, and then i asked her what she was doing, she said she was making a booty call
- Yo momma is so stupid, she saw a sign that said wet floor...... so she peed!
- Yo momma is so Stupid when she was depressed she tried to commit suicide by jumping of a side walk !
- Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
- Yo momma's so stupid she jumped over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
- Yo momma so huge, she made King Kong her pet monkey!
That jumping off the sidewalk one (scroll up) was pretty stupid!
-Your Mama smells so bad she made Right Guard go left.......
- Yo Mama so ugly, You're the main reason Condoms were invented, which is why you should've been swallowed!
- yo' momma so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed!!
- Yo Mama so fat when she walked in to Jenny Craig they said, "Sorry! We DON'T do Miracles!"
Yo momma so fat that when she got hit by a bus, she turned around and said "who threw that rock?!!!"
- Yo momma so stupid, She thought grape nuts was a disease.
- Yo momma so poor when I asked her whats for dinner she stuck her hand in the toilet and said meat balls
- yo momma iz so stupid I asked her way she carring 50 cent, she said i hear he was going platnium
- Yo Momma Sooooo stupid.. She though, "Mena-Pause" was a button on a tape deck!!
- Yo momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!!
- Yo Momma is so fat I took her to the beach, and lil kids where harrasing me screaming "Free Willy Free Willy!"
Yo momma is so skinny she hoola hoops with a cheerio!
Yo momma so fat when I asked which side of the family she's on they said "both"
Yo momma is SO fat, every time she goes swimming at the beach, the tide comes in.
Yo Mamas in a wheelchair talkin' about "aint nobody gonna push me around"!
Yo Mamma's like a gumball machine, give her a dime and everyone gets a turn... (damn i have too many, ima stop here lol)
YO MOMMA is sooo dirty, when she gets in the shower, the water says "I'LL WAIT"!!!
YO MOMMA'S SO FAT HER BATH-TUB GOT STRETCH MARKS"
YO MOMMA'S breath is so bad she made Altoids go on strike -- ooooooo lol
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