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A pretty emo night in sports entertainment when Ric Flair lost to Shawn Michaels in a career-threatening match at The Grandest Stage of Them All, WrestleMania XXIV. An even more emo-y night on Monday Night RAW, the very next day -- his last farewells and perhaps his final appearance inside of the squared circle.

Flair poured his heart out to the fans and to not be sad that he was retiring, but to be happy as he had one of the most amazing careers in pro-wrestling history. The crowd then started to cheer and chant, "thank you, Flair". Not only that, Triple H made his way to the ring and remarked not only the people in attendance and the people watching at home are thankful, but the whole WWE roster was forever grateful of his career, success, and his loyal friendship -- all this brought tears to his eyes and The Four Horsemen came out, followed by Batista from their Evolution stable, then Ricky Steamboat, Chris Jericho, John Cena, Shawn Michaels, and others. Then his family came out, which brought even more tears to Flair’s eyes -- then the ENTIRE WWE roster came out to ringside and chanted and clapped, "thank you, Flair". All the excitement even brought Randy Orton to a tear. Wowz.

I cried, too. -.- The greatest wrestler ever, leaving and retiring after a unfortunate defeat from WrestleMania XXIV -- forever. All this makes me hate Vince 194327848723 times more for his whole, "the next match you lose, you’re fired" thing.

You’ll never change.

Thank you, Flair.

              WOOOOOOO!!