Ah yes, don'tcha love the changing of the seasons, the cooler weather, all
the John McCain House Jokes.  How 'bout this one:

1. It's not McCain's fault he can't remember how many houses he has - he
had the number written down but he left it in his other plane.

or

2. The McCains don't count the motor home because it's only got four
bathrooms and there's nowhere for the gardeners to sleep.

or

3. John McCain's getting an unfair rap for buying all those houses.  Come
on, now!  He needed SOMEPLACE to put all those swimming pools!

and the jokes just keep coming.  If you've heard a good one, forward it on
to the right duke. otherwise - there are more at the end of this email...



The kids are back at school, and now you've got a few minutes to sit down
and read a good book - Prospero's is simply flush with great new books.
The drop by and pick up a few.

CALENDAR

Saturday 8/23 @ 10:30 pm - LISA SANDELL.  Fingerstyle and lap style slide
guitar. lots of blues and some fine guitar work. check out a tune at
www.lisaSandell.com

Sunday 8/24 @ 2pm - book release for Silvia Kofler @ the Plaza Library
(4801 Main).  Join us as we release Silvia's new book of poetry
"Radioactive Musings".  There will be refreshments (wine and snacks) and
live music by Bob Walkenhorst.



OK, as promised, here's some more McCain house jokes:


4. What good do 7 (8?) houses do a fellow when - after trying to enter
Cindy (his wife) in a wet t-shirt contest at Sturgis - she's made him
sleep in the dog house(s)...

5. Don't blame McCain.  Cindy couldn't resist that "buy six mansions, get
one free" sale at Countrywide.

6. Know what else?  McCain doesn't know how many of his houses share a
border with Pakistan.



and my favorite:


7. What?  John McCain doesn't know how many houses he owns?  Can't he ask
Joe Lieberman?