well i have been a complete lazy shit not to say the least since i have been at me fav german in germany's place, what have we done well there has been a lot of sightseeing and a lot of drinking but have been well behaved, Jens hasn't changed a bit but i think it is possible to say that he has gotten even cooler than vegemite!! i have been to a couple of his classes at his uni and was bored out of my mind, he does economics and maths and all this other crazy shit. So naturally i sat there and drew pictures of how the teacher could die! not really but i did draw some wacko stuff. what else can i say, since here i went to czech republic with liam and met robby there at the greatest hostel in the world!!! and had absynthe, i almost died never drinking that crap ever again in this lifetime!!! and came back to Jens' what have i done, well we met all his crazy friends in cottbus and they are so freakkin cool its just not funny, they like to party hard and basically have a good time, learnt some new killer drinking games of weiki and learnt about the horrors of studenten bombe of steffen. Went to the best club in the world STUK, which by the way is going to be the name of my house until i move out. And learnt a  lot of useless and useful german. what else can i say, Jens' family is so nice both his oma's are so nice, but i have to say one more thing, since eating here me and robby have had the worst gas on earth!!!! but its been funny. Oh and robby's hat is a slut!  Chrissie from Rostock wont let robby leave the country until he gives her his hat, but jokes on her we will leave under the cover of night!!! mwahahahaa. i found a cool car factory that was made of glass and a cool castle, robby tried to break into the zoo, but failed and we pretended to be a train in a park. this blog is really all over the place just writing things down as i remember them. TORSTEN IS EVIL. not really he is really cool, but he gets me really drunk with this stupid drinking game and a result from that night no-one will ever know except for bree and laura and mandy. but i had a heap of cocktails and a bottle of vodka in 30 mins. NEVER AGAIN WILL I DRINK....................until i get to ireland where i will drink guiness at the guiness factory! Oh alex, jens' friend has a cat called tyson who mauled my butt cheek while i slept, it was really painful, that kitten has big claws!! then we also went on a pub crawl which was a lot of fun, jensi got really and i mean REALLY drunkso half way through the night i had to carry him home with the help of steffen, and then jens gave me a tenner to catch a cab back to the club so naturally i ran back and spent that on studenten bombes!!! those glorious drinks are so freakkin evil i love them so much, so pretty much jens' place has been the highlight of my entire trip through europe!! it will be crap leaving after meeting so many nice people DFKDW, are the greatest, wish i was a part of it. But not to worry i am part of the incredibles and they are the bomb diggity. So i have to say i found a home in germany, if i spoke the language fluently i would live here......NAH too cold. well this is pretty much the end. oh! for breakfast the other day i had 4 burger king meals, i digested that food for the next two days!!! i am dreading coming home at the same time though, if all you guys have changed i am going to be pretty bummed! but only if you changed in the bad way, like lindsay lohan lol, what a slut! but anywho i am pretty sure this blog is so far over the joint that it must feel like trying to read brail. talk soon guys and probably in a lot of cases will see a lot of you before you write to me.
greets
helmet/papa smurf