What gives you the blues?

Losing your job? Dog runs away? Wife cheats on you with a lesbian and doesn't even take pictures for you?

How about Cancer! That can ruin your whole week man.

So come to Sequoia Lanes on the North Side of Columbus next Saturday (5/17) at 4 pm. For only $15 dollars, you bowl for 3 hours! Proceeds will cure cancer. I mean it! But Wait- There's more...

You bowl WHILE being entertained by 2 great bands. One is Soul Satyr (rhymes with hater) and the other is a surprise. Actually I forgot their name. But they are good. I know the guys, and I will play onstage with them if my wrist isn't too sore. From bowling. What else would it be sore from? 

Best news, they have a big bar there. And although I haven't read any clinical studies, I am pretty sure that alcohol cures all diseases by killing their germs. Or at the very least, you forget what you are dying of.

Get out your pen stupid!

5501 Sandlewood Blvd

www.sequoiaprobowl.com