Hi, my name is Billy. Your Local Amateur Chameleon/Real Estate Broker/ElectroDiscoFunk DJ/Conguero/Timbalero/Wannabe Soccer Star/Amateur Existentialist and Perversion Consultant. Serving all 7 continents and numerous islands. Some people know me as Billy Goods, others as Billy Goodtimes and girls in Spain know me as Billy Buenos and for good reason. WHAT YOU FEEL IS WHAT YOU GET. I'm so unique it's not even funny so i won't go into how unique I am.  I'm not like you because I am unique. GET IT? You're probably like all those people that you click on when you are logged onto this cyber-cesspool but the Baby Jesus made me DIFFERENT. wait, what's that? oh YEAHHHH. I'm not unique and neither are YOU. You MIGHT be unique if you had elephantitus of the head and a comatosed siamese twin of yours was still connected to it and it would sometimes would fart even though it was braindead. That's unique and I'm sure the news would do a segment on you but chances are cameras WON'T be coming to your house. Just because your Myspace profile looks like your TV set had diarrhea while MTV was on, doesn't mean your ass is that much different. Then lemme guess, you like goods music, goods sex and goods food? ME TOO. what the else is there besides sex, music and In 'n Out Burger? Oh yeah, talking about sex, music, cars and culture. LOVE is the answer even though I forgot the question.

Since you asked, I LOVE My family, my friends, 2001 BMW M5's, girls with bangs and good taste in shoes & music, international politics, history, soccer, and sunroofs. I like to drive fast and GO FAST and listen to soul music on good sound systems. I'm a hedonist at heart but I will come to your rescue in a SECOND even if it means taking the needle off the record during a fresh ass soul track mid-funeral.