You know you're Colombian if...
-You dunk cheese in your coffee or chocolate.
-There's at least 2 Chivas bus figurines somewhere in your house.
-When you can make a party out of anything.
-Your parents bring back lots of bocadillo after a trip to Colombia.
-You can tell where a Colombian is from just by the way they talk after 2 seconds.
-There's one unopened bottle of Aguardiente in your dad's liquor cabinet reserved for a "special occasion", but it hasn't been touched in years.
-You think cumbias are the ultimate dance music.
-You get pissed if somebody calls you mexcian and promptly correct them.
-You get mad when you see "Colombia" misspelled as "Columbia".
-When your listening to salsa and you find yourself banging on anything from your table, steering wheel, lap, etc.
-You know Colombian girls are way better looking than the girls in L.A.
-You come home at 2 in the morning to find your dad in the living room listening to Vallenatos.
-You're good looking.
-Family parties go until 5am
-Your grandma taught all your aunts and mom to cook and they all cook the same.
-When your family makes ajiaco, a given number of residents come over.
-When a relative makes ajiaco, you go over to their house.
-Not only do you have a Colombian soccer jersey, but also the jersey of the local team your family supports (Millionarios, Santa Fe, Nacional, Junior, etc)
-You have more than two last names.
-People call you a drugdealer and you are not insulted.
-There's at least three bricks of panela in the pantry at any given moment.
-You know at least one guy named "Jairo."
-Your moms has beaten you with the correa or chancleta
-Te encanta el guaro
-You know exactly where you were and what you were doing when Andres Escobar scored against his own team.
-No puedes desayunar sin arepa o chocolatico!
-Wenever theres a family get-to-gether the first on the invitation list are a couple of bottles of aguardiente.
-When you have have at least one pulsera of Colombia.
-At a family party you find your drunk uncle playing his imaginery accordian to a vallenato
-You learn to dance salsa before you learn how to walk
-You get extremely mad when you hear a Colombian song changed into a bachata by some dominicans
-You carry around Colombian money for goodluck
-You had sleepless nights because of la llorona
-You do la vendicion wenever you pass a church
-When you know the names of all the Colombian soccer players but you have problems remember the names of your classmates
-Theres at least one Colombian flag around your house somehwere.
-You flip out when someone talks bad about Colombia.
-When you always find yourself coloring things yellow-blue-red to make it look Colombian.
-When you have dedicated a vallenato to someone.
-The only thing your really sure about your future is your getting married to a Colombian.
-Hijueputa is your most used word
-You know your Colombian when you REPRESENT AND FEEL PROUD 24/7 OF BEING COLOMBIAN!!!!!