So as you may or may not know, Karl is an enormous Wicker fan. Wicker Wicker Wicker, can't get enough Wicker.
I know some of you might think, "Wicker? Why would anybody like furniture made out of dried up vines and stuff?" Well I do, I don't question why people like smoothed-out cow skin, or braided catepillar dumps (Leather and Silk for those out of the loop)
Well this past weekend I made a trip up to Wickerville, Vermont. Some people seem to believe this place doesn't exist, and they are right. But I went there anyways to the Mecca of all Wicker stores, "Wicker Wonder Land"!! The store is actually made out of Wicker! Can you believe it?! Me neither.
When you get inside it's tough to hear whats going on because of all the creeking and such, but once you get past that, the place is amazing.
I could go on and on about this place, but I'll spare you the details, all you need to you is that I bought some Wicker Wine glasses and they work terribly. I don't know what I was thinking. $400 for Wicker Wine glasses...I could have gotten them on eBay for half that price!!
It's at this point I will point out to you that you have read roughly 3 paragraphs about an idiot raving about Wicker....You will never get that time back, ever.
Congratulations.