I would like to give every tip that I know on being a conservative, but there isn't time because the republicrats are depleting all of the earths resources as we speak...especially human resources. Waste and inefficiency among consumers actually profits governments and their corporate laisons. So I'm going to knock out a page here and there as time permits...as I am pressed for space by legions of warlords and their whores...I must keep moving.
   Let's start with breakfast. Buy your cereal in large, clear plastic bags, then crush it in order to take up less space. Eat. When finished, the bag can be used for storage or flight...and you can actually see what is stored inside of it. Buy only enough milk to use in 48 hrs. Even fresh milk isn't fresh. Have a bite of pear or wild grapes.
   Step outside and gather hen eggs, release the hens to forage. Set the eggs in the shade and pick up a shovel or pitchfork. Turn the compost, turn some fresh earth, plant the seeds you have handily waiting nearby, and make sure you water the crop before the sun gets past the shade line.
   On your way back to the house, take the eggs, gather any ripe produce, and pick up any sticks that have fallen from the trees that can be collected for fire. Make mental notes of yesterdays projects that are unfinished.
   Check the weather. Be prepared and it will not wash all of your work away.
   Check email for signs of war and impending war. Look at your bills. Check any job offerings and make immediate decisions on wether they are worth responding to. If you have to think about taking a job it probably isn't worth your time or anyone elses...and it is likely just a waste; finaced by fiat pork or tax subsidies.
   Chill for a moment and smoke some homegrown herbal blend.
   Think peace. Be prepared to be attacked. Do some stretching exercises.
It should not be past 10 AM and you are already worth more than ANYONE who went to work at the office by nine.