They just Never. Fucking. Learn.
Subject line: ?
Message: if I HAD a million bucks would i waste my time talking to you ?
(yeah and I would bet it but I don't so I can't. your ass don't have a million bucks or you wouldnt be working where you are)Look, this was amusing for a while. Now it's just exhausting, because "R," the dude who won't stop sending me messages, is giving me the Internet equivalent of, "I know you are, but what am I?" This guy has a mental age of twelve.
My reply:
"If you had the ability to read, you wouldn't have wasted your time messaging me in the first place.
But you are correct -- I don't have a million dollars. But I can easily bet you a million bucks that my pictures are genuine, because it's a bet I won't lose. I could just as confidently bet you a pet unicorn, or a leprechaun, or concrete evidence of the existence of Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster, because I WOULD NEVER HAVE TO PAY UP. Your continued failure to grasp the point I'm trying to make baffles me.
Thanks for giving me more blog fodder, though. I'll have something up mocking you (again) before the weekend is over. And I don't feel the least bit bad about it, because I freaking WARN everyone on my profile about this, and I've already asked you several times to stop sending me messages.
You didn't listen. Therefore, I mock."Shall we commence with the mockage? I thought two simple pictures would work nicely.
Oh, and R? Stop sending me messages.
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