Oh God I hope I get it! Please!!!
 

I hope you get tickets, too. Hopefully a future show can be taped in Southern California. Jim Norton kicks ass!!!
 

I'm so there!
 

Jim Norton Kicks Ass!!!
 

Dude..pick me pick me!
 

Dude..pick me pick me!
 

Jimmy...I love ya and support ya to the hilt. I'm one of yer silent fans.
But...The odds of getting tics for and HBO show in Jersey for you?
I'd have a better chance of NOT contracting AIDS from any hooker you got to before me.
I'd rather be the guy sitting quietly in the back club watching you do your act fingering my girl as I jerked off over the pics of you in People.
I wouldn't really do that but you'd want me to.
 

god damn it.

i'm going to be in the process of actually moving up that way from kansas on those exact dates.
 

I'm just glad the lil fella is doin another special for those of us out here in fly over country kill 'em sweet tits
 

Hope I get selected...man, that would be alot of fun and it's right in my backyard...sorta
 

request made! another hbo special! fan freaking tastic!
 

Yeah I saw Jimmy before his first HBO.It was at a college Univ of Delaware 2003 I think.He reminded me of Don Rickels and I really love him on O&A.Everybody who listens to O&A should see Jimmy LIVE.
 

thanks jerry, way to state your observations no one cares about
 

I can't make it but I'm glad to hear you are getting another special already, Jimmy.
 

Goin to see Attell on the 25th, and Jim Norton the same week? What a crazy fuckin weekend! Hope I see ya there sailor!
 

i hope i get in....saw you on NYE...and cant wait to see you at Bonnaroo
 

my birthday is a week later and i would love to spend my bday watchin you and a bunch of other perverts do what u guys do best!! love ya!!
 

Wish I could make it! Traveled all the way from Raleigh, NC to catch your taping/show at the Lincoln in DC, but NJ is a bit too far. Besides, if there's monster rain, the roads could get really slick.
 

I NEED THE TICKETS JIMMY!!!!
 

Good luck on the show. Hope I get to see it taped live. We love seeing you at the Comedy Cellar !! They always seat us at the front table.
 

I certainly hope I get tickets in my greedy little hands!
 

would love to come to the taping..jimmy is simply awesome in concert!
 

Pick me Jimmy. You wont regret it........
 

I hope I get tickets for that HBO taping that would be fucki' awesome..Rock on...
 

Hope I get selected Yimmy! Love ya!
 

still waiting for your LA show, lots of fans down here.
 

holy shit, another HBO taping? good luck! someone day you'll be as famous as Bob Kelly
 

This is hotter than that paris hilton sex tape that we have stashed in the garage from when she 'came' to the studio to party with us...

haha, good going lil Jimmy! JAM ON!
 

I got my tickets and ate them already
signed your retarded grandson frank

THE END
 

handsome fella you are frank....why did I write that like Yoda would say it?
 

Hope you can take time away from your robe wearing, and broth sipping to kill on stage you lil meaty breasted zilch
 

FUCK NEW JERSEY!
 

JIM, May 21 is my birthday...dude i'll BLOWYA..I'LL F*CKIN BLOWYA!!!
 

Going to try..would love to see your sexy self live!
 

anyone hear anything yet????
 

I'm Confirmed Jimmy!!!!!!!!
See you May 21st. You Sweetboy You!!!
 

I'm confirmed.. I'm excited... I think I have to go potty again!!!! See you on the 21st!!!!
 

Here I am mid-second week in May with fingers crossed; when are they going to send out confirmations???? I wanna go, I wanna go. I live in Tenafly wich is a cunt hair away!!!!
 

Wow...I'm actually going to be in Mahwah that week, but I'm too much of a pussy to ditch out on business dinners to make it.

Maybe I could just ask myself a stupid question and dream about someone randomly leaving a ticket they couldn't use at the window.
 

I JUST GOT MY CONFIRMATION! if your a cute girl and wanna go, message me :)
 

Anybody in the Cleveland area going?!? My car sucks and would never make it... G-D my life sucks!
 

Cant make this one cause its in new jersey but the lucky louie tapings were off the hook. thanks for meeting us after the taping. keep up the good work cant wait to see these shows on hbo i hope.
 

I just got my confirmation today and so fucking pumped!!!

Thanks Jim!
 

got the confirmation!! see you there
 

pick me or ill smash your face like i smashed your moms pussy
 

I went to this taping last night and it was awesome! Packed out and hilarious! The HBO nazi's were a little weird but overall I had a great time. You Were friggin awesome I just wished you were on longer! Love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Jimmmmmyy! Thanks!
 

LINGER LONGER I HOPE YOU SLIP AND FALL IN A PUDDLE OF A.I.D.S.
 

i was under the impression jimmy would be doing HIS new HBO special....i drove over 4 hours and had to pay for a hotel for something that was very misleading.......waste of time and money
 

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Parasites
Current mood: irritated


Till my death

...Im On a quest...

To know people up close and personal...

2 manipulate from the side of me thats evil...

The easier I let go of my reasoning from within me to control clutch and tightly keep hold and simply let go the more I should b accepted...

The more I can go and sever this wound bit by this tick and infected...

Lies can b truths sumtimes and truths can be lies...

Some come from the urge to despise...

My imaginations a whirlwind spin in n out of of my mind...

I put kinks and slipped disk when I wind and then break through their spine...

I heard they r opening a museum exhibit...

Chargin people to c T P from me with shit in fact still in it...

The doors are swarmed with lines of insects divided side by side...like...

Parasites they lie parasites they hide...No honor and no pride...When I expose their lie...Like a light their guided by...I leave them powerless and fried...parasites they lie parasites they hide...No honor and no pride...When I expose their lie...Like a light their guided by...Theyre left powerless and fried


Talk bout me all the time so go head take my image and try to make it appear like shit its...

Really real no gimick...

A bottles my favorite weapon...

At such ease it avoids discretion...

Yes officer I was havin a drink when I lifted it and it sinked into his head now there's a hole right where he would normally think...

I dance with my words get cash n then I splurge...

Fuckin round gettin down spitting n squishing a flow that's fluid...

Mouthwash couldn't dilute it...

Don't care if it sounds stupid...

Fuck the song...but I don't make love 2 it...

Noone else does this quite like me im the shit so these bugs fly all round me...

Parasites they lie parasites they hide...No honor and no pride...When I expose their lie...Like a light their guided by...I leave them powerless and fried...parasites they lie parasites they hide...No honor and no pride...When I expose their lie...Like a light their guided by...Theyre left powerless and fried ...

This flow is like a drug I deal it...

Lyrics like an electric eel that shock n make u feel it...

Got enough if u wanna feed from the blood and steal it...

Go ahead im a full blown hiphop head...

If u can help deliver the message some way than feel free kid...

I exist through these lyrics...

Im the crazy casp like a ghost no lie...

An image that lives in the reflection of ur third eye...

If ur lookin to bite parasite u minus well take a hike Y try...

Only I...

Have this unique mind to speak lines with emphasis great and deep as the sky...

Other emcees compared 2 me r about as original as light bright...

I can c them coming from miles away in the ego fight...

The'll claim they'll shoot me yeah I bet...aight...

They say ill stab u with a knife ok that's a lil more bright...no wait...S Y K E ! ! !

N if I was married they'd probably say they have sex with my wife...

Heard it all b4...these shark kids sure do bite...

I'll tell them this...if they ever did phuck my wife in some imaginary life...

My mistress would still b twice as nice as N E chick they ever had in their life...

Im just more bright...

So if u wan outsmart me then don't bite...

I got combacks ready 2 b said to all these predictables lines even b4 they r thought in simple heads so y would these guys even try

...Ill swat dead...any ill fed insect trying to land on my pie...

Parasites they lie parasites they hide...No honor and no pride...When I expose their lie...Like a light their guided by...I leave them powerless and fried...parasites they lie parasites they hide...No honor and no pride...When I expose their lie...Like a light their guided by...Theyre left powerless and fried

Im bright...shine from a wider spectrum of light...

Wit a sound too sharp 4 these clowns...

They gloat like they have this quick sharp wit I just file it down...

Talkin so much shit when I spit my saliva comes out brown...

Spit it in their face that's what they get 4 trying 2 feed from my waste...

Like mosquitos swarming around a lake...

Swimmin in my mud they accidently chug n make a sour face...

Im king of the creatures wit a mighty heart...

Taradactul in hell wings wings spread far out apart...

Flyin round lookin 4 a way out of this place...

Shovin verbs and nouns down they mouths rhymes n lines in ya face how the fuck does it taste...

You bottom feeders how do u take that taste...

These ticks are all on my dick i just brush em off in that case...

Parasites they lie parasites they hide...No honor and no pride...When I expose their lie...Like a light their guided by...I leave them powerless and fried...parasites they lie parasites they hide...No honor and no pride...When I expose their lie...Like a light their guided by...Theyre left powerless and fried...

They swim in shallow dried deprived lakes...

Tell tales bout what supposedly they say I aint...

N hope they aint exposed as fakes...

I gargle change n stack up papes...

And don't get me started bout these dongs who commit hiphop rape...

While they songs r such a waste...

Im the talk of the town while these parasites listen to raps and write the exact same shit down...

Talkin like they fuck my my girl but think what do they wish 2 achieve?...

That if they succeed what they dream up that they may just feel a little more like me...

All these pricks imitatin 50 cent when I already hear the same shit in 60 percent of these tracks all year round....

The dentist dubbed me king when she stuck on the golden crown...

These parasites probably scheming how they want that from me now...

You cant take my identity give it up already now...

What u expect from these envious clowns...

Parasites they lie parasites they hide...No honor and no pride...When I expose their lie...Like a light their guided by...I leave them powerless and fried...parasites they lie parasites they hide...No honor and no pride...When I expose their lie...Like a light their guided by...Theyre left powerless and fried

I drink a beer shew this insect off and watch it fly free through the night...

Go take flight it don't hurt just a minor bite...

They wouldnt love it it my blood wasn't so pure potent with might...

I have a plate filled with life that's glisten so bright the insects fight to grab a bite...

N if a crumb fall they all brawl and scatter to suck and lick the floor...

Its fine I got plenty more...

Suckers chase a bitch I hit n still get wit...

But even if they did shit how is it my business...

How can the diss exists and get me pissed if they deceive me to this...

Out of sight outta mind...Ignorant to it cause they scared 2 admit it...

But what's it worth listen...

Im the worst 1 u could ever have as competition...

That girl u try to persuade to get off my nuts still tight on my dick like a braid I know it drives them nuts...

1nce a chick has a taste of this she's stuck no matter how much u moan and piss...

And I got balls 2 b clear with her first...

Im gods gift emerged and crawled out through a curse...

I owe my god given gift to every hot girl i can get on this earth...

Like I care I get new chicks like every day and afraid 2 say...

Unlike they...

I get digits from new girls ripe tied to noone in my life so I can easily break away when the time is right...

With no stress to arrest my life...

If they keep tryin 2 keep up what can i say id suggest to pray...

They may grow fit enough 2 sit in my shadow one day...

They'll never b as hardcore...

Till they get over there obsession with me they'll be no more...

Than a weak little bug...

I just brush off...Hatin on who i was...

Not the man I am that mearly turns his back on them and walks off...

Parasites they lie parasites they hide...No honor and no pride...When I expose their lie...Like a light their guided by...I leave them powerless and fried...parasites they lie parasites they hide...No honor and no pride...When I expose their lie...Like a light their guided by...Theyre left powerless and fried

How Much Do They Hate Me???
Current mood: confident


Rememba hatas im the 1 that thinks im the shit...

Who the hatas?

The stalker pricks all on my dick...

Stubborn enough 2 winnn...

Im a Kobra cuz I get unda yu skinnn...

Sound the sirens and alarms...

Its a capa...

Sport a CARD on my arm yeah ima GAMEa...

Been through mad shit so ima sharp as a knife...

And nothin can save the few stupid enough to make an attempt on my life...

When im makin my rhyme...Scratch off a lil grime...So it can furtha shine..

U neva seen a star like this...That breaks the night...

Down n Nasty...lookin 4 a chick both into my dick and into dykes

Its survival of the smartest that's who wins...

Lucky 4 those foes its not the fittest then id always be better than them...

HOW MUCH DO THEY HATE MEEE?.?.?.

Cause I Love It_Oh So Much...

How They Make Me_Such A Fuss...

Addicted To It_Such A Lush...

They're Pain Gives Me_Such A Rush...

Remember the roots neva do what they what they do...

What they do is abuse the yous...

I jus wan make music that u can relax or laugh too...

When sittin back and chillin y should we b harrased dude...

Im not sayin I think rappers r out 2 get me...

Im jus sayin when i battle Id rather address the beef directly...

Stupid like I smoked more crack than richard pryor...

But I only need to open my mouth 2 set the room on fire...

My breath reaks of death u can't kill wahts already dead...

So forget your week battle I just disintegrate it...

Dirty like a trash can...Write my rhymes on a napkin...

Stop foes like batman...

So if a clown think he got the upper hand...

Im stoppin his flow and shutting it up with a strong front just like a dam...



HOW MUCH DO THEY HATE MEEE?.?.?.

Cause I Love It_Oh So Much...

How They Make Me_Such A Fuss...

Addicted To It_Such A Lush...

They're Pain Gives Me_Such A Rush...

The casps back...Aka mr abstract...

Takin the trees out the sack and twistin the dutch just like a plier...

If skipped up in the cypher...become heat as a forest fire...

Throw kids in my fit like socks around a drier...


I eat breath sweat and shit rhymes...

I guess u can say im on the grind at all times...

They travel up and down my spine...

Between my tongue from my mind...

Zigzag and hit each point in every line...all the time...

Im not your son...I stop fools fun...

More like a dad that beats his kids behinds...

Watch what u call me I'm too NicE yet not so kind...

Watch me drop a single clock into the charts and climb on top..

Call me Mr Pringle when I pop off and just can't stop...

Break the rules...also pay my dues...

So play it cool and get what comes to u...

Just don't ask that urks and makes me spas...They dont want that...

They afraid of the crazed Mad Casp...



HOW MUCH DO THEY HATE MEEE?.?.?.

Cause I Love It_Oh So Much...

How They Make Me_Such A Fuss...

Addicted To It_Such A Lush...

They're Pain Gives Me_Such A Rush...



Those stupid few without a clue dont dare mistake me me 4 a tool...

4 those of U's that think Im 1 2 b used...

I abuse defeat n break beaks till they bleed out ooze in pools...

123 and im back to the last 3 in my 6 pack o booze...

Can count on infinite raps to take me up the ladder to mountainous views...

still can't lose...then drop back to squash u flat...competion catch a cracked back...USED by the soles of my shoes...so that's that...I leave a rat wit a neck SnAp...now they're greatest gift is a hat n as they're given the cap catch twitches and mumble ThhAttS PhhAATt!!!...

HOW MUCH DO THEY HATE MEEE?.?.?.

Cause I Love It_Oh So Much...

How They Make Me_Such A Fuss...

Addicted To It_Such A Lush...

They're Pain Gives Me_Such A Rush...

Fuck girls!!!...fuck the world!!!...I had it up 2 here with all this crap...I
wanna ice skate...on top of a polar cap...strapped...wit an atom bomb in
a backpack...naw im just kiddin really...im just saying if I had the
cancer of the kidney...then im takin u all wit me...kuwait aint ready 4
this hate ill but fuck a muslim chick right through her cape...as I bust
a nut and make a funny face salute the united states collapse on her
back as I quiver and shake...I flow fo days and stay awake...till the
wave break n the cypher comes back around...try to go with the lyrical
flow u might drown...I put it down break and shake the
ground...earthquakes aint bust grapes next to the chaoas I bring 2 the
town...grapes...I wanna chick wit an ass that's fine 2 bring me a glass
of wine...mmm...what's better than getting home from hard work and
kickin off my shoes...hmmm?...She Who Brings Me Booze...Life is War in
old english letters and my tag will B the next tattoos...allright im all
outta rhymes its chorus time...

HOW MUCH DO THEY HATE MEEE?.?.?.

Cause I Love It_Oh So Much...

How They Make Me_Such A Fuss...

Addicted To It_Such A Lush...

They're Pain Gives Me_Such A Rush...

Those days smokin that pipe holdin it tight and barely even hittin...soakin in the music from the tv set...good green weed no seeds and all my needs met...never caused me too much debt...and no other high quite as good as et...case in point...I knew this kid named Fred...from way back when...met him in court then we started hanging out again...Part of the army in iraq and came back hooked on heroin...in high-school Fred sold phony lsd...so these kids came back and crashed our party... wantin 2 fight...I told him to toss this bottle and watched it catch flight...straight twards the windshield as a panic stricken jeep skreeched back blindly racin in reverse through the night right into a street light...smash crash and on top of that the bottle made contact and the whole windshield cracked and broke in the spiderweb like motions...we were part of a fleeing mob scattering cross the park like roaches...Ha remember that night 1 of the funniest times of our lives...we had a laugh and agreed to sumtime...hang like those past times...so we started chillin picked where we left off runnin round clowning round ny night life again...not only that next we came roommates then...Cool kid...but didn't like weed chose heroin instead...its all good we all got our thing ya know...I said just 1 thing don't give it to my bro...did he listen no...so I called him out...and it turned to an all out bout..he swung a chair at my hair and i struck out of his hand then clobbered him where he stand till he fell and said james chill out man...that should of been it there n then...but what can I say such an old friend...I thought we could make a menze...I didn't know all that much about heroin... supposedly he had opium...said sniff it up like its blow...I quickly found out it was pure dope though...Phuckin Dick...As he'd admit i called him a piece of shit...I layed there all sleepy helpless and out of it...and if I moved around I got sick...barfed like 20 times or some shit...Gotta stay on the move I can't stand being in such a sluggish mood...I choose to keep my food...what u do is upto u that's great...but ill rip a fucking hand off if sum1 reach 4 my plate...and what do I catch fred doing 1 night as I awake...creepin around lootin with my car keys in his hand ready 2 make an escape....surprised...he tells me a bunch of lies...like im some stupid piece of shit...so I took back what was mine and kicked him out into the street made an example of it...not knowing that id never see him again...5 months later I get a call from my friend...fred is dead...overdose...the drug he chose the most turned him 2 a fucking ghost...right then I saw his image lost like part of the dark glearing at me eyes all drained of hope...A lost soul fallen under the spell of dope...I know drug people so I stick 2 beer and weed C...crack and coke makes people skeevy...dope makes people theivy...and what I don't get...look at those that came and went...mearly dying by accident...How could any1 choose that as a habit...I told this chick D we knew in highschool who he used 2 screw...I thought she should of knew..."so I wanna b the one that tells u...when I told him what u were doin now makin that chow it made him proud...1 of US made it WOW...like he said D...He'll always b...1 of us"...I figured i said enough...so I told her keep in touch...when sum1 is my friend I try 2 help em all I can offer twice as much...B4 I could even get that wick lit get rich and blow up...Fred missed soo much...what sucks is that we left on terms which were so fucked up...I tell your story so in a way through your memory u may still live it up...since u deceased this is as much as i can think of to go on n make my peace...Its not like im so much better...a washed up drunk sucked back every day by the swish of th booze wav stuck on that rush as I float this overwhelming tide wherever...though I still gotta shot to give it all I got and make my life into something better...I can't believe after all these years my old pal and me once again don't chill together...Ill always remember fred as 1 of the younger kids who made me proud 2 b who I am when he did crazy shit to impress me way back then...As a good friend...who showed maaad respect...or at least he usedta b4 he turned into such a wreck...I was told we looked alike...We woulda had the all time craziest bachelors pad...whattta drag...In a better world we woulda been best of friends...I just hope he didn't completely hate me in the end...I guess ill never know till I get older n cross over and till then friend rest in piece soldier...
CaSp!!!
Current mood: hungry




Freak genius out of place and STANDIN OUT....
Though neva disgraced thats what my pace is all about...
On a journey 2 detect hate and B l a s t it out...
The lyrical pattern reconfigure the axon till synapse is spassin out...
This skill sCrAMbLe domes...
Condones retinas rods and cones...
2 glow green wit envy...
Overides petty tries 2 go and COnteND me...
Even when the flows sllooweed and d i s s e c t e d...
Heads still dont get it...
The skill is simply 2 hectic...
Sum say dont PLAy with me...
But I welcome competition pLayFully...
I give mental tours of a space like mars...
Float between and swing from |bars|...
Of my Flow~~ just like a chimpanzee always going too far...ya know...

Cause Im The C to The A S P

Like A Ghost Naw You Cant See Me

Rated R U Other EmCees Is P G

Im The C to The A S P

Like A Ghost Naw You Cant See Me

Rated R U Other EmCees Is P G

Cause Im The C to The A S P

Like A Ghost Naw You Cant See Me

Rated R U Other EmCees Is PG


More juvenily than geniously...
As if Im jumpin around a jymborEE...
No amount of negativity-...
Can deflect my childlike stupidity...
I might just right now let loose and pee...
My pants...
Then remain standin hard in my STANCE...
Rub the part thats damp with my hand...
Slap Sum1 where dey stand...
Till They admit that Im the Man...
Never grow UP...
Fuck spittin I throw up...
Flows which leave timeless staMps...
On opponents who turn so bitch they catch cRAMPS...
Theyd love 2 put it down half as nice as me but they cant...
I smoke so much weed Im half plant...

Cause Im The C to The A S P

Like A Ghost Naw You Cant See Me

Rated R U Other EmCees Is P G

Cause Im The C to The A S P

Like A Ghost Naw You Cant See Me

Rated R U Other EmCees Is P G

Cause Im The C to The A S P

Like A Ghost Naw You Cant See Me

Rated R U Other EmCees Is P G

Hatas wan run rOun town if im not around tell yall im cRaZy...
Vicious and uppity so they know not 2 fuck wit me but u heard it
1st here baby...
Self proclaimed slash crazy casp in the house smokin
grass heatin up the flow till its hot like haiti...
Mind FADes 2 black as I attack lay down the track just as smooth as gravy....
As a Matter of fact I hit and ride the track quickeR than Lance Armstrong b4 the cancer hit his sack...
I get arOund like a tire...
FIGHT fire wITH fire...
Lie to a liar...
They r none the wiser...
I keep Winnin speak life even when all that's SeeN is
death...
Lift hands to clear the webs of messed stresSs...
Real talk mixed wit verbal accrobatiCS...
Its like BIG Ate pac my style is the FATTEST...Ill tell you whos the baddest...its the...

C to The A S P

Like A Ghost Naw You Cant See Me

Rated R U Other EmCees Is P G

Cause Im The C to The A S P

Like A Ghost Naw You Cant See Me

Rated R U Other EmCees Is P G

Cause Im The C to The A S P

Like A Ghost Naw You Cant See Me

Rated R U Other EmCees Is P G


Im high oh so high my mind is outta control so look inside my eye n c the FrEakShoW....
With no...
Hands I can hop a fence...
I drank gatorade n my thirst still aint clenched...
I drive round town ready ta hop out and hit a punk wit a wRench...
Spit in his face and sock him in the eye...
Team up with all the other rappers and beat this invisible guy...
Bum 3 quarters 4 a k1ng Cobra y lie...
Stay on the grime so when its Time im ready 2 take the pie...
Real mean...
When it comes 2 the C.R.E.A.M...
Fuck wit my cash get your body streeetched out like a fuckin limosine...
Dont bother askin me 4 shit Id rather b kicked in the dick first...
I feed hungry mouths with all this behind a fist into a head crack and a burst...
Leave em 2 b stitched by the nurse...
With no pants after the ambuLANCE scizzor them off first...THE WORST...ITS THE....

C to The A S P

Like A Ghost Naw You Cant See Me

Rated R U Other EmCees Is P G

Cause Im The C to The A S P

Like A Ghost Naw You Cant See Me

Rated R U Other EmCees Is P G

Cause Im The C to The A S P

Like A Ghost Naw You Cant See Me

Rated R U Other EmCees Is P G


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