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City: NEW YORK
State: NY
Country: US
Signup Date: 11/9/2005
Friday, September 04, 2009 
Below please find all the information for the upcoming Jim Norton dates -

Thursday-Sunday, December 3-6, 2009
NEW YORK, NY
Caroline's on Broadway  - 1626 Broadway (between 49th and 50th)
Thursday Showtime: 8pm
Friday Showtimes: 8pm and 10:30pm
Saturday Showtimes: 8pm and 10:30pm
Sunday Showtime: 8pm
ALL AGES (Under 18 admitted only with a guardian)
Tickets: On sale now at http://www.carolines.com and http://www.ticketweb.com.

Saturday, December 12, 2009
KANSAS CITY, MO

Uptown Theater - 3700 Broadway
Doors: 7pm, Showtime: 8pm. ONE SHOW!
ALL AGES
Tickets: On sale September 19 via
http://www.ticketmaster.com

Friday, December 18, 2009 ** DATE CHANGED FROM OCTOBER 29 **
BAY SHORE, NY
YMCA Boulton Center - 37 West Main Street

Doors: 7pm, Showtimes: 8pm & 10pm
ALL AGES
Tickets: Available now at boultoncenter.org
Message from Jim regarding this show:
Dear Fans Who Want To Slap My Fat Face For Switching Dates Again,
Please accept my apology, I know it is a monumental pain in
the balls when you make plans and have them changed on short notice,
not once but twice. I have historically almost never cancelled or
moved shows, this is just a very new part of my career. I have made
myself completely available to Jay's show because they are still in
the early stages, so anything they want me for I need to do.
Otherwise, they may be inclined to find someone better looking and
funnier. Just didn't want you to think I was unaware that it's very
annoying, just know that as time goes on and my role on the show
becomes more and more defined, I'll have a much better idea about
scheduling and will be able to avoid this stuff easier. Anyone who
comes to the NEW rescheduled Bay Shore shows will be permitted to
pinch my taint.   You can write to me directly at
therealjimnorton@gmail.com  xoxo jim


Thursday-Saturday, December 31 - January 2, 2010
HOLLYWOOD, FL

The Improv @ Hard Rock -  5700 Seminole Way
Showtimes: Thursday: 8pm and 10pm, Friday: 8pm and 10:30pm, Saturday: 7pm and 9:15pm.
AGES: 21+
Tickets: On sale now at http://www.improvftl.com

Thursday-Saturday, January 7-9, 2010
ADDISON, TX

The Improv - 4980 Beltline Road
Showtimes: Thursday: 8pm, Friday: 8pm and 10pm, Saturday: 6:30pm, 9pm, 11:30pm
AGES: 21+
Tickets: On sale October 23 at http://www.improv2.com/addison.html.


Friday-Saturday, January 15-16, 2010
ATLANTIC CITY, NJ

Music Box @ The Borgata - One Borgata Way
Doors: 7pm, Showtime: 9pm (both nights)
ALL AGES
Tickets: On sale October 24 at http://www.theborgata.com and http://www.comcasttix.com


Thursday-Saturday, January 28-30, 2010
RICHMOND, VA

Funny Bone Comedy Club - 11800 W. Broad St.
Showtimes: Thursday: 7:30pm, Friday and Saturday: 7:30pm and 10pm
AGES: 21+
Tickets: On sale September 8 via
http://www.symfonee.com/funnybone/richmond

Thursday-Saturday, February 18-20, 2010
SAN FRANCISCO, CA
Cobb's Comedy Club - 915 Columbus Avenue
Showtimes: Thursday: 8pm, Friday and Saturday: 8pm and 10:15pm.
Ages: 18+
Tickets: On sale December 8 via http://www.ticketmaster.com.



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Calvin Yordy™

 
Enjoy these dates man. Can't wait for you to come back to KC!
 
Posted by Calvin Yordy™ on Friday, August 29, 2008 - 9:01 PM
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KOJAMF

 
florida any time soon?
 
Posted by KOJAMF on Friday, August 29, 2008 - 9:05 PM
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Tara
Tara Canning-Megna

 
I am with ya on that is he ever gonna come here???!!! WTF???!!!
 
Posted by Tara on Monday, November 10, 2008 - 1:56 AM
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travisfromkansas
Travis Scanlan

 
I'll second the vote for KC or even better, I run sound for a 1280 seat theatre about 3 hours west of KC :D Looking forward to getting you back out in the midwest sir.
 
Posted by travisfromkansas on Friday, August 29, 2008 - 9:09 PM
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Nobody

 
where the fuck is vegas?
 
Posted by Nobody on Friday, August 29, 2008 - 9:11 PM
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Mike
Mike Rosenberg

 
I'll be there on the 27th at 8. Hopefully I can get the table right up front again
 
Posted by Mike on Friday, August 29, 2008 - 9:16 PM
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Dave

 
yimmy, come down to tampa soon.
we can rub our digusting weak chins together and maybe make one that looks like a real man....
 
Posted by Dave on Friday, August 29, 2008 - 9:18 PM
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Now with 100% more brutal honesty!
Alex Sipe

 
goddamnit jimmy, you need to score a gig in pittsburgh that lets in, say, 17 year olds...... as much as im glad that the children of the area are safe, id rather get to see jim norton live......without driving for like 6 hours
 
Posted by Now with 100% more brutal honesty! on Friday, August 29, 2008 - 9:21 PM
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Arch of the BarTchy-CalTers
Eric Archibald

 
What about Cleveland? Cleveland LOVES LiL Jimmy! School just started to so Uncle Paul can come visit the play grounds.
 
Posted by Arch of the BarTchy-CalTers on Friday, August 29, 2008 - 9:22 PM
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tj_K
TJ Kloeffler

 
Wish I could make it to the East Coast.

Try to get Milwaukee on your next tour. It is a battleground state ya know.
 
Posted by tj_K on Friday, August 29, 2008 - 9:26 PM
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Nathan
Nathan Rowland

 
I agree bring Norton to Milwaukee!!!!!! Also get the virus on one of these terrible radio stations here thank god for XM
 
Posted by Nathan on Tuesday, September 02, 2008 - 12:42 AM
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It's MIkey

 
happy birthday jimmy,

when you coming to California.
 
Posted by It's MIkey on Friday, August 29, 2008 - 9:28 PM
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Chad Everett
Chad Everett

 
Jimmy you're a douche! Come back to Houston. I need a little yimmy fix. My sister has a cock and tits. I'll introdouche you to her.
 
Posted by Chad Everett on Friday, August 29, 2008 - 9:34 PM
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Traci

 
i'm gonna take myself for my birthday!
see you at the boston show, the day before i expelled myself from my mother's uterus.
 
Posted by Traci on Friday, August 29, 2008 - 9:37 PM
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Scott
O O

 
CA misses you Jim Norton, hope we get to see you again!
 
Posted by Scott on Friday, August 29, 2008 - 9:54 PM
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sarah sundae

 
Awesome! You're coming to Connecticut a bunch of times. I have no excuse to go see you again.
 
Posted by sarah sundae on Friday, August 29, 2008 - 10:00 PM
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Christopher Teeple
Christopher Teeple

 
TEHCKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!

No Michigan shows?

Boo.
 
Posted by Christopher Teeple on Friday, August 29, 2008 - 10:04 PM
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Bringing Ugly Back

 
And Ill be seeing you at Poconuts, flabby! NOICE!!!
 
Posted by Bringing Ugly Back on Friday, August 29, 2008 - 10:12 PM
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A-Train

 
God Dammit! No shows in Louisiana? What the fuck does it take to get a good comedian down here?!?
 
Posted by A-Train on Friday, August 29, 2008 - 10:17 PM
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Jordan
Jordan Sherman

 
It takes moving to a state that doesn't suck.
 
Posted by Jordan on Sunday, August 31, 2008 - 9:03 AM
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Derek

 
Another hurricane?
 
Posted by Derek on Friday, August 29, 2008 - 10:20 PM
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Brad

 
You silly son of a bitch. No Buffalo, NY date? Come on!
 
Posted by Brad on Friday, August 29, 2008 - 10:32 PM
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jbratj

 
What about South Florida??? Jimmy it has been 2 years!!!! I am going through withdrawals!!
 
Posted by jbratj on Friday, August 29, 2008 - 10:40 PM
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Bubbles
Brian O'Connor

 
Hope you can make it to Cleveland again! Good times!
 
Posted by Bubbles on Friday, August 29, 2008 - 10:52 PM
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Brian

 
Buffalo? Nothin?
 
Posted by Brian on Friday, August 29, 2008 - 11:31 PM
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GAZ - Twitter.com/CincinnatiGAZzy

 
Jimmy - please bring your adorably apple cheeks to the cincinnati area. Cincinnati, Columbus, Lexington or Louisville KY...anything? We love you
 
Posted by GAZ - Twitter.com/CincinnatiGAZzy on Saturday, August 30, 2008 - 12:00 AM
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Matt

 
You got a problem with comming to Philly?
 
Posted by Matt on Saturday, August 30, 2008 - 12:23 AM
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Joshington

 
Come back to Vegas you fucking fuck
 
Posted by Joshington on Saturday, August 30, 2008 - 12:34 AM
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Louis

 
Please come to Canada!
 
Posted by Louis on Saturday, August 30, 2008 - 12:40 AM
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Jeff

 
Come to Florida!!!
 
Posted by Jeff on Saturday, August 30, 2008 - 12:45 AM
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The T Family

 
Come to Reading, Pa !






Oh, that's right... you are coming to Reading, Pa


Cya There :)
 
Posted by The T Family on Saturday, August 30, 2008 - 12:54 AM
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noble
Josh Noble

 
Come to St. Louis.
 
Posted by noble on Saturday, August 30, 2008 - 1:28 AM
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Jay Nagle and the Five Dollar Footlongs

 
you douche, the only day you perform in new york, im stuck in syracuse

choke on your morning cereal
 
Posted by Jay Nagle and the Five Dollar Footlongs on Saturday, August 30, 2008 - 1:29 AM
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Custodio

 
Jimmy, you rocked in Ontario, California come back!
 
Posted by Custodio on Saturday, August 30, 2008 - 1:55 AM
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B

 
can't wait for new brunswick! will probably be up in queensbury, ny as well. teehee teehee. luv ya jimmy!
 
Posted by B on Saturday, August 30, 2008 - 1:57 AM
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Cabbage Lips O'Neill
Thomas Simek

 
Jimmy come to Orlando area please. You are great on O & A.
 
Posted by Cabbage Lips O'Neill on Saturday, August 30, 2008 - 2:03 AM
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Matt
Matt Davis

 
TAM-PA! and I'll give you a tour of Home Shopping Network... maybe Suzanne Somers will felch ya...
 
Posted by Matt on Saturday, August 30, 2008 - 2:25 AM
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Angry Steve

 
youre the best thing to come to Reading since....well since ever.
 
Posted by Angry Steve on Saturday, August 30, 2008 - 2:34 AM
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Jennifer♥Leighe

 
Aww, Little Jimmy's coming back to Jersey! :)
 
Posted by Jennifer♥Leighe on Saturday, August 30, 2008 - 2:34 AM
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Darrell
Darrell Edwards

 
If you don't come to Nashville, I might .... uhh.. not get to go?... so yeah.
 
Posted by Darrell on Saturday, August 30, 2008 - 2:39 AM
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Stack_O™

 
come back to minneapolis, you silly earless goose!
 
Posted by Stack_O™ on Saturday, August 30, 2008 - 5:26 AM
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Cincinnati !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Posted by on Saturday, August 30, 2008 - 6:11 AM
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Monolith 0f Hate

 
Stress Factory? 732-545-HAHA Probably the funniest joke Vinnie Brand ever told. 732-545-HAHA
 
Posted by Monolith 0f Hate on Saturday, August 30, 2008 - 8:15 AM
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*****Chad*****
Chad Zrtman

 
Yimmy.....You gotta get back to the midwest....Omaha, Minneapolis, Sioux Falls....wherever.

I hear there are a lot of Trannies in these cities!!
 
Posted by *****Chad***** on Saturday, August 30, 2008 - 12:21 PM
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shits and biscuits

 
whats with all the podunk towns you need a new booking agent
 
Posted by shits and biscuits on Saturday, August 30, 2008 - 4:13 PM
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Jerry
Jerry Lehane

 
Too bad Artie didn't take my advice to remake Beer League for 10 times the cost of original,since he could afford to get bigger backers now with Howard fame.So many lost opportunities...at least there will never be another remake of Private Parts.Howard is too rich and lazy to care and fears getting shut down again. Someone else needs to be REVOLUTIONARY that can carry it for the next decade.
 
Posted by Jerry on Tuesday, February 03, 2009 - 11:56 PM
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The Chairmen of the Board
Tom Martinelli

 
you ever comming to BUFFALO
 
Posted by The Chairmen of the Board on Saturday, August 30, 2008 - 7:40 PM
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Lindsay
Lindsay Kloepfer

 
Come to Cleveland please...
 
Posted by Lindsay on Saturday, August 30, 2008 - 9:26 PM
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Me with Jim Norton, he's on the Radio!
christina rohr

 
Coming back to Cleveland soon?
 
Posted by Me with Jim Norton, he's on the Radio! on Saturday, August 30, 2008 - 11:19 PM
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tony-celano.com

 
I KNOW YOU HATE US, BUT PLEASE ADD BALTIMORE!!! I'LL BE GODDAMN SURE MANY PEOPLE COME! I'LL FILL THE PLACE! TRY THE RECHER THEATRE OR THE OTTOBAR!

http://rechertheatre.com

http://theottobar.com


PLEASE MAN. FOR A FAN!
 
Posted by tony-celano.com on Sunday, August 31, 2008 - 3:02 AM
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