Like many of you, I read the reprehensible and sadly irresponsible things written about me by Anthony Cumia of the O&A radio pogram. He has demeaned and degraded not only me, but all of our friends in the transgendered community I have so generously donated funds to (I am just a sucker for a 6’3 African-American delight wearing an ill-fitting blond wig). Also, I adamantly resent his implications that I am not worthy of Myspace friends just because he has pictures of soldiers on his page. First of all, he only has them up there because he loves men in uniform. Next week it will be cops, then firemen, then marching bands and McDonald’s employees. Ant has always said that there’s just something about a gentleman’s backside in uniform that makes him want to “grab that fellas cock and treat it like a sugary pixie stick.” Perhaps Ant feels more of a bond because he was once a soldier as well when he served in the Elite Republican Guard. Please don’t act like his dark, curly locks and midnight-black goatee didn’t tip you off already. He is an Iraqi. An infiltrator in this great land of ours, making a mockery of America, Myspace and gals with an extra surprise. I don’t support terrorism. Quite the contrary; I oppose it. I have put hard earned dollar after hard earned dollar into this free economy and will continue to do so, one parental disappointment at a time. Godspeed, jimnorton