In my straight edge blog i said "I hate all of you little straight edge fucks!!!! Live your life and stop trying to preach about how alcohol ruins lifes, because at the same time i save them!" A lot of people have been asking " What do u mean u save lives. So i decided to post a blog with a few examples of how i say lives.
First example is a true story. A friend once got so wasted that he tries to drive home, upon getting in the car, as he closes the door he passes out. I saved his life. If he hadn't consumed so much of me he would have been less drunk, not causing him to pass out. Possibly driving, crashing his car and who knows what else.
Second example, also, a true story. A guy i know who was dating the craziest female i have ever met in my life, turns to drinking because of his inability to cope with his stressfull relationship. Nightly he takes shot after shot of jack daniels, Since he and i were hanging out so much i heard most of his problems and helped him deal with several of them. However it wasn't until He came to me with the problem of his girlfriend not sleeping with him. So One night when he and i were hanging out with a differnt female friend, who is quite attractive i might add. Long story short he cheats on his girlfriend. His guilty concious drove him to the brink of insanity, almost to the point where he was going to come clean with his girlfriend of a year. Instead he broke up with her. Saving his soul from the clutches of this lady devil. Now lady's i'm not saying ur crazy, not a single one, but this particular female was. So there u have it i saved his life from a miserable relationship, who knows, what if he got her pregnant, forever having to see her, or even worse marriage.
Now, for my third and final point. SEX, If it weren't for me a lot of people wouldn't be having it. If i had a nickel for everytime i was involved in a hook-up between an extremelly attractive women and a not so desirable male, well then i would be a gazillionaire. Need i mention the infamous term "WingMan" I think u all know what i mean by that. I bet ur wondering how does sex save lives, women may not understand this, but for men sex is kind of like water, once u have it u can't live without it. Which brings me to my final point. Sexually I SAVE LIVES!
So in conclusion to sum this all up, I save people from drinking and driving(when they have had plenty of me) I save men, and women from crazy Bf's and Gf's, and I help everyone hook up. What can i say I SAVE LIVES.
- AL