Damn as much as I love and treasure these football Sundays (and ask anyone how fast I toss the, to the damn curb when people fuck with these days.... yes this is part warning/part factual statement).....god damn these Sundays go SO FAST don't they??? And of course NOTHING like the joy of having BOTH "New York" teams platying at the same time again... thanks again for nothing baseball!! Stop fucking my life with your anti-sport!!

Sunday November 1:
1pm:
Denver at Baltimore:
This is a helluva game and I'd LOVE to watch this game.... I have no chance in hell at this of COURSE thanks to idiot NFL scheduling and the "courtesy" of no Sunday Night Football game this week....the Ravens are sliding... the defense is a MYTH, and it's been Ray Rice and Joe Flacco carrying the mail for this team this year.... but here comes the Age of Orton into town... and is there a team in sports that believes in themselves more then the Broncos do right now?? the defense is clicking... the running game is clicking... the offense... they're doing it all and people only look past this team because of Orton and the rookie coach... they are proving those people to be fools at this point... it own't be pretty and should be a battle... the Ravens kinda need this game.... but until someone stops them I gotta ride the mile high horse!
Prediction: Denver
Game Quality: *** 1/4

Houston at Buffalo:
Awww....I'm gonna miss this game... that... makes... me.... sad :(
Though both of these teams are on a bit of an upswing now... out of the ashes of Captain Checkdown and his fail only matched by TO's reality show.... Rory Fitzpatrick and all his NHL
All-Star game votes have emerged and he's found ways to lead this team to TWO WINS (considering Buffalo was looking like a 3-13 team with Edwards, that's telling)... but there is still no harder team to figure out then the Texcians... each time you think they;re up, they go down... and each time they look down they WIN....I know it's in Buffalo... but I am still having a hard time buying this team....(even though they could be 5-2... really)... the Bills are still the Bills kids....this means you should probably pick them... cause I ain't....
Prediction: Texcians
Game Quality: ***

Cleveland at Chicago:
Ah, our patented kick/wham/STUNNER moment of the week.....die Mangini, even the crappy, gutless Jay Cutler is gonna tear you apart.....just get the goddamn ball to Matt Forte would ya?
Prediction: da BEARS
Gsme Quality: DUD

Seattle at Dallas:
Well this is the typical Dallas game when they come in and rip up that nifty little mid-level team at home and everything looks great and you get fooled into thinking this team is good and all will be ok.... (amazing how it too mirrors my life... just wait till I start bringing the blonde in the Tony Romo jersey... really/seriously.....) no Walter Jones who it looks like it's OVER over for him... damn shame.... and not to mention it's a semi-homecoming for Julius Jones...still I can't give Seattle too much of a chance here... sorry Josh... plenty of room on the Cowboy bandwagon for ya ... want some cheese fries???
Prediction: Dallas
Game Quality: ** (Hasselbeck can keep this close)

NY Jets at Miami:
Two teams that have been reeling for a bit here lock up... you can kinda take the records and the last few game sout the window.... Fat Boy Junior has to b e pissed that his little defense got EMBARRASSED by the Wildcat last month, and now are without a key player on offense AND defense (not to mention Leon Washington in the special teams too....) both teams have problems all over the place.... the Dolphins could use a Ted Ginn injury at this point :p.... and this one has toss-up written all over it.....don't expect a big blow out here.....
Prediction: Miami (home team and all)
Game Quality: ***

49ers at Colts:
*sigh* another Michael Anstett fantasy bye week....Least MAYBE the 49ers can get Frank Gore involved (and please, crash your damn car Vernon Davis....)...but I give a broke virgin (or two)... a better chance in a whorehouse then I give the 49ers here... not aginast the regular season dynamo's in Indy....
Prediction: Colts:
Game Quality: DUD

NY Giants at Eagles:
Two teams in trouble here.... the Giants lost two in a row and left the rest of the NFC East catch up to them... and the Eagels are getting it done... but Jesus Christ Brian Westbrook makes Marion Gaborik look tough don't he?? Least this year they got the good Dr McCoy to fill in for him... and this is a big game for both teams.... but I think the Eagles have a few more problems then the Giants do right now (though Brandon Jacobs should be a concern....).. I'll just pick the team that will annoy me more to win....
Prediction: Giants
Game Quality: ***

St.Louis at Detroit:
NOW THIS IS THE BAD FOOTBALL I DREAM ABOUT EACH WEEK!!! Can the Rams win a game?? Will Stafford and Calvin Johnson play??? How many mistakes can a team make before I spout tears of joy and ecstasy?? This has the train-wreck material of about any Redskin game!! BRING THIS ON!!! If you watch one game this week this SHOULD BE THE ONE!!!
I want this game ten feet to my left anf the Cowboys in front of me and my Sunday 1pm is SET baby!!! I;m gonna assume Stafford and Johnson don't play and I'm going to play football God and smile on the Rams (been a long time since I smiled on St Louis after all)
Prediction: Rams
Game Quality: **** BRING IT!!

4pm:
Oakland at San Diego:
The Raiders reverted to mid-season form last week and lied down on the mat like a drunk girl on prom night for the Jets.... I don't see them doing much different this week... San Diego's been a weird team... but it's November now... usually around the time this team pops their steroids (that means you Merriman) and Hulks up and gets on a playoff run!! So what ya gonna do Al Davis when Hulk-Mania runs wild on you?? The answer is NOT cover the spread kids :p
Prediction: Chargers
Game Quality: * 1/2 (go Sproles!)

Jacksonville at Tennessee:
OH BOY!! Afternoon train wreck football!!! This could be fun... Vince Young.... oh hell yeah!!
This might be funner !!!! Sadly the Jaguars are doing too well to call this train-wreck football....and i do expect them to roll the Titans like everyone else does... but let's see what's worse...Vince Young overthrowing Kenny Britt... or Britt dropping them in his breadbasket!! I have no expectations for this game... but maybe a shining light of amusement.....
Prediction: Jags
Game Quality: **

Minnesota at Green Bay:
*sigh*....well at least the run of luck with Fraud and the last second garbage FINALLY stopped.....and a little bit of reality set in....God I'd love to see the Packers split this fuckbag in two pieces... and I never got a chance to answer a shot that was thrown at me about Tavares Jackson vs Brett Favre.... the person who I quoted in saying that he didn't know if Brett Favre could run the offense any better then Jackson... PHIL SIMMS... that dude knows something about quarterbacks... so suck it!!  (or at least find a hot girl to fill in for you ;p)....maybe I'll just keep a little bit of hope in the fact that the football Gods have some respect for Lambeau Field... and the Packers are not a bad team either....gotta give some for pride here... I'd say Favre might get confused and throw to the wrong jersey but that only helps the Vikings :p
Prediction: Green Bay
Game Quality: *** (not 91% of the country gets this game good though)

Carolina at Arizona:
An interesting, but baffling battle... why the hell do coaches stick with players that are going to cost them their seasons and jobs at this point?? Jake Delhomme SUCKS and it's over in Carolina for him.... time to let the "Blueprint" Matt Moore (yes a TNA reference that has nothing to do with that bag of douche Hulk Hogan!)....Arizona seems to have things going again... PRAISE JESUS... and any team that beats up on the Giants is gonna get a pass from me they week after....and really....the Panthers are kinda lost again here.....
Prediction: Cardinals
Game Quality: ** (CMON, you can laugh at Delhommo too)

Monday November 2:
New Orleans at Atlanta:
Pretty good game... pretty bad town to have it in :p
The Saints just look unstoppable now, while the Faclons seem to keep getting stepped on when they step up to the plate against better teams.... or the Cowboys.....and really haven't wow-ed much of anyone this year... the Saints just seem to have it all going AND they survived their little scare in Miami last week (no thanks to Turnover Ted Ginn)...I'd love to make a case for the Falcons.... but I can't.....
Prediction: Saints
Gsme Quality: ***

NFL Power Rankings pre-Week 8:
NFC:
1. Saints....scary how you give this team an inch they take a MILE
2. Arizona....really... they're playing some defense and they're kinda dangerous now
3. Minnesota... still vastly overrated.....
4. NY Giants.... once is a slip....twice is a trend, they lose to Phily and oh man.....
5. Dallas....again solid enough to disappoint you in the end.....

AFC:
1. Denver....you don't lose mojo on a bye week
2. Indianapolis....I still don't believe... but no one else wow's me....
3. Pittsburgh... getting healthier and they stuffed the "immortal one's comeback"
4. Cincinnati... starting to slip......
5. New England... beating up on bad teams... that's as impressive as a fake heart smiley on facebook :p