1. Yes my head hurt and no I dident do it myself.

2. Cash,credit and small children only!

3.No you can not drink while I tattoo you its not happy hour.

4.Yes you sighn where it says Client. "Thats you"

5. Yes you should probably read it before you sighn it!

6. Yes my equipment is sterile but for further referance you should probably ask your artist that before hes halfway through your tattoo. Ya Dig!

7. Of course ive done this before this is like my  3rd tattoo!

8. Its a demon orgy!

9. I dont turn my machines on for less than 50.00 I mean common I am permanently marking your body.

10.(alternative answer to 9) Hey someday maybe Unisef will get into the tattoo buisness until then were the guys to see!