The Quest of J-Unit!
Season One, Season Finale
Episode 3:
Starring:
Goldman - The 14 Karat Kracker
Alayon - The Alien
And Guest Starring: Copy-San, Ceez, Liz and Mickey Mouse!!!
And so we return to our adventure!
It's been almost a year our heroes went their seperate ways in search of the reason Jesus is mad. Alayon went to New York, and Goldman went to Mexico, but neither of them have found anything yet. We now bring you Episode 3, where our heroes reunite!
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Goldman: So hey bro, you find anything up in New York?
Alayon: Nah man, ain't found nothing. How about you?
Alayon: Wait, where'd my cup go?
Goldman: Bitch, who cares. Look at my hair! I'd shank you with this shit!
Alayon: I think I know somebody we can talk to. Maybe he can help us out!
Goldman: Sounds like a good idea! Let's check it out!
And so our heroes venture into their multi-million dollar condo to find that certain someone!
And into the room where it all began!
Goldman: Hey Julian, guess what?
Alayon: What?
Goldman: I got my Vans on, but they look like sneakahs!!!
Alayon: Oh my, that's quite a problem.
Alayon: Man, we've been looking for Jesus for so long, I don't tihnk we'll ever get to the bottom of this.
Goldman: ...It's only been three damn episodes!
Copy-San: Looks to me like you guys are having some problems.
Goldman: No shit dog-face!
Copy-San: ...
Mystery Mouse: Hello gentlemen!
Goldman: Who the hell is he?
Mystery Mouse: The answer to all your searching can be answered through that door there.
Both: Wait, tell us who you are before you go!
Mystery Mouse: I can't, or else he'll find out! But...for the sake of the episode...
Mystery Mouse: Ta Da!!!
Copy-San: Oh shit!
Both: KING MICKEY!!!
King Mickey: Shhhh! Now go! And remember, evil likes cookies!
Both: Alright, let's do it!
Both: Onwards!
Copey: Will you two shut the hell up already? My ass is starting to itch!
And so our heroes walk through the portal to god knows where. After several seconds of insane teleporting action, our heroes arrive at their destination!
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Alayon: Hey, this place looks familiar. Let's go inside!
Goldman: You go on ahead, I'ma jack that car!
Meanwhile, inside...
Unknown Warrior: Worry not my master, they won't get past me!
Unknown Warrior: They shall all fall by my hands!!!
Meanwhile, outside...
Alayon: Damnit, let's go you kracker bastard!
Goldman: Sheesh, fine, no taco for you.
Our heroes go to open the door, but waiting inside was...
Unknown Warrior: Halt intruders! You must get by me first!!!
And so our heroes engage in combat with this unknown warrior!
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???: I see you've defeated one of my greatest warriors. That matters little, I still have one more minion for you to die to! Liz! Get over here!
Liz: Yes my lord?
???: Where's my sandwhich bitch?!!
Liz: I couldn't find the cheese you like, my lord.
???: Shut up, no excuses! Anyways, take care of these two for me!
Liz: Like, okay my lord!
???: Behold, the power of the Generic MySpace Picture Princess!!!
*Snap*
Liz: Like, this costume makes me itchy!
Goldman: I beat the last guy, I'll take her on!!!
*Punch*
Goldman: Ahh!!! My middle testicle!!!
Goldman: There go all the little Goldmans!!!!
Liz: Like, listen to my new ringtone!!!
Goldman: Oh no! I'm too white for this music!!!
Alayon: *singing*Yo no quiero agua. Yo quiero bebida.
Julian: Give me that.
Julian: Oh, and by the way.
Julian: That costume makes you look fat.
Liz: Like, oh no!!!
*Poof*
???: It seems like you've defeated all my henchmen. I honor your skills
.Alayon: Hey, who are you?
Alayon: You must be the one behind all this, aren't you?
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???: Bwahahaha, you're all pathetic!
Alayon: Wait!!!
Alayon: We'll make you pay, Andrew-Sama! We won't go down without a fight!
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*Zoom*
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Goldman: Ahh, my eyes!!!
Andrew-Sama: Prepare to face real power!
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And it seems our heroes have been defeated at the hands of their former master, Andrew-Sama! What can they do now?
Alayon: Hey Goldman, what are we gunna do now?
Goldman: I don't know man, but getting my ass kicked really works up an appetite.
Alayon: Sweet, cookies!
*Kersmack*
Goldman: Hey, what's that little piece of paper?
Goldman: It's got funny writing on it!
Alayon: Hey, I know what to do! Put your cookies in this jar!
Goldman: Nehehehe, cookies.
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And so, our heroes have vanquished the evil that is Andrew-Sama. The world has been saved, and everything seems a little more peaceful, but there is still one question that remains unanswered.
Why is Jesus angry?
This Episode sponsored by:
- MC Hammer?