You may ask yourself, why vote for this random American, when I can vote for an experienced Senator already in the government? That is the answer in itself. It is time to bring our representative democracy back to the people. It is time to give the common man a chance. Too many of our politicians are simply that-politicians. They run campaigns and hold office as their career. I myself only aim to hold office for one 4 year term. After that I will step aside and give another deserving American his or her chance.

Government today is a complicated business, and I understand the need to have experienced people in positions where they can be the most effective. My administration will be filled with these people, but the high offices were meant to give the common man a voice. How can the common man find a voice when all the office holders are either spoiled rich kids, former lawyers, or Rhodes Scholars?

I am a simple man. Humble. The son of a salesman. I have held no public office. All I bring to the table is raw determination and a genuine love for the prosperity of The United States of America. My talents are simply the ability to manage the bright minds around me. I will heed all advice and do what I believe is best for this country. I have laid out a 4 point plan illustrating what I aim to accomplish during my 4 year tenure as your president.

1. I will uncover all facts regarding possible alien contact and alien technologies and disclose these facts to the American people.

2. I will obstruct congress from creating any new laws, departments of government, or constitutional amendments.

3. I will set the military on a new course. One which pulls us out of national entanglements and sets us on a course to pursuing new frontiers in space.

4. I will pursue any course that leads to American economic prosperity. Whether it be alien in origin, or the creation of new sources or energy right here on earth.

After completing these tasks I will step aside and let the next John or Jill lunchbox take my place.