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The House of Blues has apparently caved in due to the searing energy of an up and coming rock band codenamed Somerdale. Witnesses say that it began to crumble after the opening chords of "Mulberry Street". By the end of the epic hit "Superstar", a large fissure was noticeable. Authorities are bewildered by this occurence and the Bush Administration has moved quickly to include the band in its list of Weapons of Mass Destruction, although Dick Cheney was reportedly sighted picking up the new Friday Nite in America CD to head to an undisclosed location to enjoy with his shotgun.
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