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Current mood:  devious Category: Religion and Philosophy
You can't use the good sense to adjust your voice volume when you're wearing headphones with loud music blaring.
You're a fundamentalist anything.
You use MySpace bulletins to tell people when you're bored or getting off or any other such trivia.
You express indignation due to the lack of a "White History Month."
If you're a Creationist Muslim, Christian, or Jew who finds Wiccans' and occultists' beliefs incredible.
You like 80s hair metal.
yoo cant fukking speel or punkchewate
You're a guy who mocks people that are passionate about trading card games, D&D, or other (nerdy) pastimes but don't think it's pathetic that you can rattle off sports statistics or minutiae about athletes.
Your children start screaming in a movie theater, church, library, etc. but you don't have the courtesy to effing leave.
You expect me to watch my language for your sake, but won't dress, talk, or act in a way that is pleasing to me.
Think "God Hates Fags" because it says something to that effect in the bible but won't stone your disobedient children.
Haven't read one work of classic literature for every Flavor of Love whore you know the name of.
Please, for the love of God. If any of this applies to you in any way, I want nothing to do with you.
Thanks.
-- Chris
3:55 PM
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