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Current mood:  bitchy Category: Music

Hey Fuckaroos!
We got a new album out "You and Your Opinion"
Some folks were nice enough to review the album, and said this:
"Who could not be attracted to a CD where it's cover contains two naked
chicks?
The album is diverse in style and you need to spend some time with it
to get into the albums gems. Song pics for me so far are the
the excellent and diverse 'Killin' Ya To Death', on this song there is
some very cool strong Steve Vai guitar work crossed with early
Cacaphony style jams, infact a lot of this record reminds me of
Cacophony of which I was a huge fan of and you can here Marty Friedman
and Jason Becker influences in the guitar work. This track whilst heavy
and crisp is also melodic and very workable. As is the rather cool
'Kiss Of Judas', this is an instrumental track, again oozing the
traditions set in rock by Cacophony whilst opening its wings to more
modern screamo bands like, well I don't know, I can really pinpoint
exactly who, maybe you will just know when you hear it as its hard to
pinpoint, maybe Kyuss, Deftones, those type of artists. 'His Dick is
Like God' is another diverse track, maybe a little humours and
reminding me maybe of Primus crossed with Frank Zappa and Mr. Bungle."
-Nick Baldrian, TSM Promotions
"...like watching two lesbian satanists in a sleeping bag finger fuckin each other."
-Michael Bland, Calicos
"Rock on"
-Mysti Gayle
"Absolutely horrible"
-Last one in
"BLEEE ORG!!!!!!"
-Jack Inferno
"Naming your band "The Fat Dukes of Fuck" is a pretty bold move. As a
matter of fact, when I put on music by a band with a name this good, I
expect more...and more is what the FDOF deliver. These guys are all
over the place in a good way. Imagine "Disco Volante" era Mr. Bungle
with a heavy dose of Van Halen "I", Ministry's "Psalm 69" and a mish
mash of your favorite Ween and Flaming Lips swallowed by the pope and
pooped out into a delicious, yet venemous, stew.
These guys aren't fucking around and neither am I. If you like your
music sick, get this album. If you don't, you're a fucking idiot...if
you do, you're still a fucking idiot."
-The Marsist
"well its about fuckin time....see you at the bar..."
-Rob Scumbag
"Tight like my ass. I'm gonna buy the album because 30 secs. of each song is not enough....wish i could see ya live..."
-Ash, some dude on Cdbaby
"wow,exreteme hardcore rock n roll! Some serious bass talent within screaming vocals."
-Steven P.
"Forged in the armpit of Las Vegas Nevada, The Fat Dukes of Fuck
slithered onto the local metal scene in 2006 with their debut album,
Bafomitorium. The band's latest album, You and Your Opinion, joins
chilling howls with jaw-rattling guitar solos and rolling bass lines to
produce a bevy of pulse-pounding scorchers. With standout tracks like
"Killin' ya ta Death," and “Pubis o fire,” the music of The Fat Dukes
of Fuck appeals to metal fans and non-metal fans alike."
-Band bio generator
"It is highly recommended that this decadent album be paired with a
wild mushroom and hazelnut soup to start, followed by a cool quinoa
salad topped with pickled radishes and feta. Then one should sink his
or her sweaty teeth into a juice rack of lamb with rosemary butter or a
warm salt-baked branzio with citrus, fennel and herbs. An excellent
side dish could be, depending on season, balsamic-glazed cipollini with
lemon and bay leaves or potalo kugel with fried shallots. And for
desert a succulent milk chocolate cremose with espresso parfait or a
simple tiramisu. Squeeze open your ear pallets and enjoy!"
-Gern Blanston, Wine and Food magazine
"The Fat Dukes Of Fuck were pretty good. I wasn't expecting much from
them, considering that they had a drum machine set up on the stage to
accompany them, but the sludgy wall of noise they were blasting out
reminded me of bands like Big Black, or the Warlock Pinchers, and
sometimes even Ministry. The guitarist was playing some crazy ass
demonic riffs, with a bass player that sometimes played exactly what
the guitarist was, and other times just going off into a world all his
own. Together they made for a great sounding combo. Really powerful.
Definitely interesting. It was really working with the crazy drum
machine tracks and sequencers and loops the band was utilizing. It all
created this wall of noise that was very nice, very cool. The piece de'
resistance though was the singer. This dude was nuts! When I walked
into the room he had taken the string of lights being used on the stage
area to illuminate the bands and wrapped himself up in them like a
living, breathing Christmas tree. He seemed really angry about
something too, but I have no idea what. Sonically, he rminded me of
what Mike Patton does with Fantomas. Really creepy, heavily affected,
eerie vocals laid on top of this barrage of Metal tinged noise. Pretty
good stuff. I don't think most of the people in the place got it, but I
kind-of did. The Fat Dukes Of Fuck definitely made an impact, and
seperated themselves from the other bands treading the same old boards
here in Vegas. I'm definitely looking forward to seeing them again."
-onethirtyeight.org
"Yeah I checked out your new EP and it sucks! Just like you guys suck.
And I read all of those reviews that "people" gave you. If those were
real then they would have been really nice, but go to these different
sites and right up favorable reviews for your own band? That's fucking
pathetic! I wouldn't expect anything less from you clowns though."
-Jeremy Stark
11:49 PM
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