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the fat dukes of fuck



Last Updated: 11/17/2009

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City: LAS VEGAS
State: Nevada
Country: US
Signup Date: 11/13/2005

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Hey Fuckaroos!
We got a new album out "You and Your Opinion"
Some folks were nice enough to review the album, and said this:

"Who could not be attracted to a CD where it's cover contains two naked chicks? The album is diverse in style and you need to spend some time with it to get into the albums gems. Song pics for me so far are the the excellent and diverse 'Killin' Ya To Death', on this song there is some very cool strong Steve Vai guitar work crossed with early Cacaphony style jams, infact a lot of this record reminds me of Cacophony of which I was a huge fan of and you can here Marty Friedman and Jason Becker influences in the guitar work. This track whilst heavy and crisp is also melodic and very workable. As is the rather cool 'Kiss Of Judas', this is an instrumental track, again oozing the traditions set in rock by Cacophony whilst opening its wings to more modern screamo bands like, well I don't know, I can really pinpoint exactly who, maybe you will just know when you hear it as its hard to pinpoint, maybe Kyuss, Deftones, those type of artists. 'His Dick is Like God' is another diverse track, maybe a little humours and reminding me maybe of Primus crossed with Frank Zappa and Mr. Bungle."
-Nick Baldrian, TSM Promotions

"...like watching two lesbian satanists in a sleeping bag finger fuckin each other."
-Michael Bland, Calicos

"Rock on"
-Mysti Gayle

"Absolutely horrible"
-Last one in

"BLEEE ORG!!!!!!"
-Jack Inferno

"Naming your band "The Fat Dukes of Fuck" is a pretty bold move. As a matter of fact, when I put on music by a band with a name this good, I expect more...and more is what the FDOF deliver. These guys are all over the place in a good way. Imagine "Disco Volante" era Mr. Bungle with a heavy dose of Van Halen "I", Ministry's "Psalm 69" and a mish mash of your favorite Ween and Flaming Lips swallowed by the pope and pooped out into a delicious, yet venemous, stew. These guys aren't fucking around and neither am I. If you like your music sick, get this album. If you don't, you're a fucking idiot...if you do, you're still a fucking idiot."
-The Marsist

"well its about fuckin time....see you at the bar..."
-Rob Scumbag

"Tight like my ass. I'm gonna buy the album because 30 secs. of each song is not enough....wish i could see ya live..."
-Ash, some dude on Cdbaby

"wow,exreteme hardcore rock n roll! Some serious bass talent within screaming vocals."
-Steven P.

"Forged in the armpit of Las Vegas Nevada, The Fat Dukes of Fuck slithered onto the local metal scene in 2006 with their debut album, Bafomitorium. The band's latest album, You and Your Opinion, joins chilling howls with jaw-rattling guitar solos and rolling bass lines to produce a bevy of pulse-pounding scorchers. With standout tracks like "Killin' ya ta Death," and “Pubis o fire,” the music of The Fat Dukes of Fuck appeals to metal fans and non-metal fans alike."
-Band bio generator

"It is highly recommended that this decadent album be paired with a wild mushroom and hazelnut soup to start, followed by a cool quinoa salad topped with pickled radishes and feta. Then one should sink his or her sweaty teeth into a juice rack of lamb with rosemary butter or a warm salt-baked branzio with citrus, fennel and herbs. An excellent side dish could be, depending on season, balsamic-glazed cipollini with lemon and bay leaves or potalo kugel with fried shallots. And for desert a succulent milk chocolate cremose with espresso parfait or a simple tiramisu. Squeeze open your ear pallets and enjoy!"
-Gern Blanston, Wine and Food magazine

"The Fat Dukes Of Fuck were pretty good. I wasn't expecting much from them, considering that they had a drum machine set up on the stage to accompany them, but the sludgy wall of noise they were blasting out reminded me of bands like Big Black, or the Warlock Pinchers, and sometimes even Ministry. The guitarist was playing some crazy ass demonic riffs, with a bass player that sometimes played exactly what the guitarist was, and other times just going off into a world all his own. Together they made for a great sounding combo. Really powerful. Definitely interesting. It was really working with the crazy drum machine tracks and sequencers and loops the band was utilizing. It all created this wall of noise that was very nice, very cool. The piece de' resistance though was the singer. This dude was nuts! When I walked into the room he had taken the string of lights being used on the stage area to illuminate the bands and wrapped himself up in them like a living, breathing Christmas tree. He seemed really angry about something too, but I have no idea what. Sonically, he rminded me of what Mike Patton does with Fantomas. Really creepy, heavily affected, eerie vocals laid on top of this barrage of Metal tinged noise. Pretty good stuff. I don't think most of the people in the place got it, but I kind-of did. The Fat Dukes Of Fuck definitely made an impact, and seperated themselves from the other bands treading the same old boards here in Vegas. I'm definitely looking forward to seeing them again."
-onethirtyeight.org

"Yeah I checked out your new EP and it sucks! Just like you guys suck. And I read all of those reviews that "people" gave you. If those were real then they would have been really nice, but go to these different sites and right up favorable reviews for your own band? That's fucking pathetic! I wouldn't expect anything less from you clowns though."
-Jeremy Stark