1) Drew's no longer my friend. Not only does he dislike Ivan for whatever reason, but he pretended to hit on him, just to see if Ivan would actually ditch me. Not only does that show how crappy his loyalty is, but it also means he thinks my judgment is bad. I'm really hurt.

2) Sunglasses are obviously coming back soon. I like the classic black ones, a la Rayban. I'm getting tired of seeing aviators everywhere.

3) Who's tearing up parties in New York I'm too young and too far away to attend? Why, that would be DJ Mami K10, of course. She seems like a really awesome dance partner.

Well ... that's it, I guess. Still mad about Drew, but whatever. -Henry

NEXT WEEK'S STRIPS :: Holly goes shopping with Pam; Illuminating and Inspirational Insight by Willie.