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The Ian



Last Updated: 7/25/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 32
Sign: Virgo

City: Melbourne
State: Victoria
Country: AU
Signup Date: 9/14/2004
[04 Nov 2008 | Tuesday] 

Current mood:Awesome
Category: Sports

What’s More Important Than Voting?....

Today is Election Day in America – or so I’m told by every news channel, every paper, every magazine, every web page and everybody I talk to.

What amazes’ me (besides bright lights &/or tube socks) are the other big stories which aren’t receiving their deserved news coverage due to this Presidential hullaballoo. For instance – the war in Iraq is still going on, I am yet to hear about how Brad and Angelina are doing in the last 48 hours (omg aren’t they sOooOoo perfect for each other!!). There have been approximately zero (+/- 100% margin of error) ‘Breaking Stories’ effectively covering the fact I just got a German Shepherd Dog from the RSPCA yesterday.


Hogan - The dog who won't touch the toys I bought him...


Even more importantly – big, big news out of Detroit,Michigan: The Detroit Pistons got Allen Iverson and the Detroit Lions got Dante Culpepper!!! Oh, and General Motors auto sales in the US dropped 45% in Oct….something to do with a supposed ‘credit crunch’. Not sure what that’s about and doesn’t sound too important – so back to the big stories...


A.I.!!!


D.C.!!!

Now I do see a problem with the trade for Allen Iverson - we lose Chauncey Billups and Antonio McDyess….And I’m sad to see Chauncey go – he was good for Detroit and Detroit was good for him. Antonio’s career was virtually over before Joe Dumars brought him on board, and he was a nice fit for the team,great 6th man off the bench, and took over a big part of the starting role after Ben Wallace ditched us for greener pastures. But the issue I have with this whole thing is that I have a Billups jersey that is now officially out of date….and there is nothing worse than seeing a person wearing a jersey with a player that isn’t on the team anymore.

The silver lining is I do have a LeBron James jersey as well….so in 2 years when his contract expires and James leaves Cleveland, I’m hoping the Pistons can lure him over the border. That way I can combine my 2 jerseys into one Detroit Pistons/LeBron James super jersey…it will be the Voltron of Basketball jerseys.



Now before anyone gets too bored with my blog about sports,Dante Culpepper is rad. If I was to be gay for black dudes, Dante would be on my short list – but Obama is still #1.

Sadly though, the Detroit Lions are yet to win a game this season, so the odds of making the Super Bowl and less likely than a plumber’s chances of recording a Country Music Record.

My forecast for the next Detroit champions in each sport is:

Baseball: Tigers - 2011
Basketball: Pistons – 2008/2009
Hocky: Red Wings – 2008/2009
Football: Lions - 2087

You can take that to Vegas – it’s as good as money in the bank. Even better than my predictions, though, would be to actually have money in the bank.

I wonder if Allen Iverson is feeling the credit crunch on his $20.8 million salary…

Now go vote fools!....

8:42 PM
 
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Trina
Trina Ross

 
Hogan is very cute! Maybe you bought him the wrong kind of toys??

:P
 
Posted by Trina on [04 Nov 2008 | Tuesday] - 8:51 PM
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Tommy
Tommy Robertson

 
Obama for sure
 
Posted by Tommy on [04 Nov 2008 | Tuesday] - 8:54 PM
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~ C ~

 
Where have you been?!?
 
Posted by ~ C ~ on [04 Nov 2008 | Tuesday] - 9:19 PM
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The Ian

 
Same place as always! MySpace blogging system sucks now and it's impossible to post a blog without having to reformat it 500 times. As a result, I'm funneled all of my energy into crime fighting....on X-Box...
 
Posted by The Ian on [04 Nov 2008 | Tuesday] - 10:28 PM
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Anthony

 
All I Have to say Is ......SUP?
 
Posted by Anthony on [04 Nov 2008 | Tuesday] - 9:50 PM
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The Ian

 
the sky and manned heavier-than-air powered machines
 
Posted by The Ian on [04 Nov 2008 | Tuesday] - 10:31 PM
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so fly

 
where have you been? sadly this wasn't as good as i'm used too. hogan is cute. he might be a little old for toys or just not ready to play with them. have a good day.
 
Posted by so fly on [04 Nov 2008 | Tuesday] - 9:52 PM
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The Ian

 
If I had feelings, I expect they would be hurt
 
Posted by The Ian on [04 Nov 2008 | Tuesday] - 10:27 PM
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Tammy

 
HOGAN is adorable!! My friend has a German Sherpard/Lab mix and he doesnt play with toys either but he demands that I rub his neck/shoulder area whenever he sees me. He puts his paw on my leg as if he saying you can't leave RUB ME DAMMIT!.

I voted!!
LOL
I've been saying that all day. What have I missed the latest with Angelina and Brad Pitt?
 
Posted by Tammy on [04 Nov 2008 | Tuesday] - 9:53 PM
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Christopher

 
Awesome dog!
 
Posted by Christopher on [04 Nov 2008 | Tuesday] - 10:18 PM
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Rob
rob allison

 
Man I love German Shepherds! That was my first dog. :)
 
Posted by Rob on [04 Nov 2008 | Tuesday] - 10:29 PM
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The Ian

 
And your last girlfriend too!
 
Posted by The Ian on [04 Nov 2008 | Tuesday] - 10:32 PM
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leslie

 
dog's a cuttie.. :) my roomy has two of them, one is kinda retarded tho and surprisingly its the male one! hehee! :p
 
Posted by leslie on [05 Nov 2008 | Wednesday] - 12:31 AM
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The Ian

 
that is surprising indeed. Maybe he's just so smart that he operates on a whole different level...
 
Posted by The Ian on [05 Nov 2008 | Wednesday] - 1:28 AM
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Scav D (check me out on twitter)

 
Excellent forecasts except for the Lions-3030.
 
Posted by Scav D (check me out on twitter) on [05 Nov 2008 | Wednesday] - 3:30 AM
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(MentalWreckingBall) nanner823
Nanette Chiverella

 
I am going to be rich thank you for the sports forecasts. If I win taco's and Xbox all night for you and me too if you invite me
 
Posted by (MentalWreckingBall) nanner823 on [05 Nov 2008 | Wednesday] - 3:31 AM
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Euni

 
Can't beleive you love LeBron


Dude...

Nice blog though, cute dog !

(put peanut butter on the toys, I swear, it works)
 
Posted by Euni on [05 Nov 2008 | Wednesday] - 3:54 AM
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Fuc***n Ian Reid
Ian Reid

 
The crazy thing is my dog "culpepper" loves wearing his lions jersey while I play hockey. We have soooooo much in common OMG!!!!
 
Posted by Fuc***n Ian Reid on [07 Nov 2008 | Friday] - 4:04 AM
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spectator nicht mehr
Sandy Kauffman

 
Unfortunately it'll take a LOT more than brining on Dante Culpepper to help the Lions...

PS - When I adopted my dog, he didn't touch the toys either. But he liked eating cigarette butts and lipstick... Thankfully he's beyond that phase.
 
Posted by spectator nicht mehr on [07 Nov 2008 | Friday] - 7:30 AM
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Dianimall

 
I didn't laugh out loud, but that's not what your humor/point of view is all about... Nice to catch yer prose. Nice guard dog.
 
Posted by Dianimall on [09 Nov 2008 | Sunday] - 11:32 PM
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Haggis Hunter

 
Your captcha sucks!

I lost a very witty (nay, priceless) comment because of that stupid thing!
 
Posted by Haggis Hunter on [12 Nov 2008 | Wednesday] - 7:31 PM
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