Courtesy of my new best friend in the world,
The Passion Of The Tim, I discovered there is a song about ME! Yeah, so I Googled it and present to you now, the song lyrics that rock my world!!! And by the way, if Toast were gay, he'd be in love with Tim, so lucky ladies, check him out.
THE TOAST SONG
by Haywood Banks
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all around the country coast to coast,
people always say what do you like most,
I don't wanna brag i don't wanna boast,
I always tell 'em I like toast.
yeah TOAST yeah TOAST
i get up in the mornin' bout six AM,
have a little jelly have a little jam,
take a piece of bread put it in the slot,
push down the lever and the wires gets hot,
i get toast.
yeah TOAST yeah TOAST
now there's no secret to toasting perfection,
there's a dial on the side and you make your selection,
push to the dark or the light and then,
if it pops too soon press down again,
make toast.
yeah TOAST yeah TOAST
when the first caveman drove in from the drags,
didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs,
must have been a genius got it in his head,
plug the toaster in the wall,
buy a bag of bread,
make toast.
yeah TOAST yeah TOAST
oh wee monsieur bonjour cool cat,
uh huh croissante du bagette,
maurice a vaulzey effeil tower,
o wee maria bagette vouze,
FRENCH TOAST FRENCH TOAST
in chicago around the Bob and Tom show
YEAH TOAST