The Civilians would like to voice their distress and utter disappointment at the discovery of the increase in inflation rates in conjunction with the price of Champ bars.

an avid fan of the 20cent Champ bars (formerly the 12p Champ bars) the Civilians have been traumatised to discover that the 20cent Champ bar is no more...having been overcome by the 25cent Champ bar.

Complete chaos has arisen in the Civilians camp....our daily intake of 5 Champ bars (valuing at 1euro) has had to be reduced to 4 Champ bars a day. This has caused utter confusion concerning division of the aforementioned bars.

any suggestions greatly appreciated.