Ordered some sushi tonight but couldn't finish it. I hate throwing it away. Throwing away sushi is like throwing away 5€ bills. So I put the plate with a couple of salmon sushis on the floor for the cat to eat, since he was jumping up on the table and acting like an imbecile all during dinner.

The cat sniffed at it, licked it once, then turned up his nose and walked away. Why? Because what he normally eats smells like a rotted cadaver's asshole, that's why, and this didn't smell like that. These tiny little pieces of salmon cost an arm and a leg, but because they don't stink to high heaven like he's used to, he's not the least bit interested. No class whatsoever.

So I picked them up off the floor and ate them. No sense in letting them go to waste. Then, as I opened the garbage bin, I saw a few more pieces of sushi, lodged in between the rubble. I stared at them for a few seconds, trying to figure out hot to fish them out without having them touch the surrounding foul matter, like in that game "Operation"... But in the end I decided not to. I'm not a fucking pig, you know. I know when I'm full.