Not my words per se. And I guess you are going to have to take my word for it that it's NOT a coincidence that, in this week's ONION phony man in the street interview segment "American Voices" (it's in this week's print edition) on the same topic I am currently writing a book about, the first phony man in the street's
last name is "Doherty" (and the other two last names are those of colleagues of mine at Reason mag.)
Now I can...die happy? Take a nap? Brag about something pointless?