So immaturity abounds this year, and we are in a prank war with our neighbors (and hopefully still friends) The Franklins (also known as Camp Bloodfart). We are Camp Awesome. Here is a list of the stuff that has gone down so far:

Camp Bloodfart:

 Put up crosses and Jeb Bush '08 signs in our yard (+5 for striking first)

Put up handcrafted signs all over our yard advertising it as a whorehouse with "tugjobs by Todd" They also framed porn pics and put them in our front window (+1)

Sent us pickled pig's feet in the mail (+1)

Put an entire econosized bag of cat food on our front lawn. (+1)

Floured Todd's car (+1)

They have also snuck the can of black eyed peas that we use as a trophy of shame back into our possession twice (+2)

10/18 They snuck the black eyed peas back into our possession. (+1)

10/18 They put a gross clown painting and some flags all over our yard. (+1)

10/26 They snuck the black eyed peas back into our possession, via our mailbox (+1)

TOTAL: 14 points

Camp Awesome:

We put 5 cans of sardines all over their front porch (+1)

We cleaned out our fridge into a big serving tray and dumped it on her truck (+1)

We put a rubber band on their sink hose and got them to spray themselves (+1)

We signed Lucia up for a mormon dating service (+1)

We put a proud conservative sign up in their yard with flags (+1)

We peanut buttered her truck's door handles (+1)

We snuck the trophy of shame into their house twice (+2)

10/18 We threw a stink bomb into their living room. (+1)

10/26 We snuck the black eyed peas onto their tv stand (+1)

10/28 We thwarted their attempts to get the black eyed peas back in our possession, and put it right back into theirs. (+1)

10/31 We shaving creamed their truck, egged their patio, returned the pickled pigs feet to their front porch, and pour spaghetti and marinara sauce into their mailbox. (+4)

TOTAL: 15 points

WE WIN!!!

We'll see you in hell, Camp Bloodfart!