Hello, friends!

Recieved a lot of questions from folks; things've been hectic lately, but I'll try not to let the back-log pile up too much.  

First, Stormboy wants to know:

"Do you have an I.D.?"

As you can see, my identity has been stolen.  As a result, there has been no end to the problems I've been dealing with.  Banking issues, nasty credit reports, not to mention all the hassle at the airports (which were never much fun anyway, believe me)!  If you see this dude, let me know...

 ...PLEASE!

I have a very strange question from Hasil Adkins who wants to know:

"What do you put on your hotdogs?"

I'm not sure... are the dogs Kosher?

And CuzN Wildweed asks another very important question:

"Do you get any money from the glow-in-the-dark dashboard Jesus figurines, or are you getting ripped-off by corporate pimps?"

I have to admit, Cuz, that in these days of manufactured celebrity and all the high-value endorsement dollars that are on the line, you'd think I'd be getting a fat check for all the widespread use of my image.  But the way I look at it, it's all basically free publicity! I started this viral marketing campaign a couple thousand years ago, and I think it's come along nicely, don't you?

Cuz also wants to know:

"I bought a used Jesus dashboard figurine on Ebay from a truck driver.  Does that make the warantee invalid?"

Cuz, the warantee is guaranteed for the lifetime of your dashboard!

Safe driving, everyone-

-J