Ever since the first emotionally charged teen donned their sacred black, the world has whispered. After all, emos are all just living dead right? They dream about death, are fascinated with blood, and cutting is a way for the less courageous ones to recieve a taste of both worlds. Well, at least according to the, o so wise thought processes of the Russian government. Their solution? Ban all youth ages 13-17 (aproximately) who fit the criteria of emo from entering schools and public buildings. As the author of the article said, "Well, they obviously understand exactly what they're doing. What could possibly go wrong?"