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A marriage license should be like a fishing license- it should expire every year and if you go out of state you can get a 3 day license. If you think about it women and fish have alot in common they are both fun to catch and if you clean and prep them right most are good to eat. Another thing is should you decide to mount one you know its going to cost you plenty!!   If you bring one home ( no matter how well you treat them ) its just a matter of time till they go bad and besides fresh ones are always best!!!    SO THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS ALWAYS CATCH AND RELEASE!!!!!

Anyone willing?
I WON'T USE A HOOK!!!!!!! PROMISE