Peeps-

After a looooong (that’s what she said) 4 and a half months. And a mind numbing amount of reruns and Dancing with the Idols. THE OFFICE is back and open for business. And some new footage airs TONIGHT on the mothership. (cue chimes) N-B-C. 9pm on the coasts and at 8pm in the middle of the country.

I cannot tell you how many people have come up to me on the streets of Scranton and asked... when will we get to see new footage of you guys? Why is Oscar gay? Why are you so unbelievably cool? Is Pam really as hot as she looks on the TV? Angela is a total wench. How can a guy like you not be taken?

Well those questions will be answered tonight. In truth, only maybe 1 or 2 of those questions, but we are back tonight. April 10. And I hope you enjoy the footage.

Yours truly (that means ME, Kevin) will not be seen for the most part this evening. I hear that the footage they are showing is of a dinner party that Michael and Jan hosted. Thankfully, I was not invited to the party. So I don’t really know what happens. And that makes me as eager as the rest of you to find out what happened.

But do not despair, Army of Kevin, I understand from the bigwigs (why do they call them bigwigs?) at the mothership that there will be more footage of me next week than you can handle (again, seriously, that IS what she said).

But I would like to take this opportunity to thank all of the wellwishes the fans sent over our looooooong (clears throat) break. It has been long. And hard. But sometimes, when you have to wait for it. It makes it all that more satisfying. Ummmm...

What was I talking about again?

The other big news going on in Scranton, PA right now. The primaries for President of the United States. I don’t know what all the hoopla is about. We already know who our next president is going to be. And if you ask me real nice, I might just tell you.

Heard an interesting story... (hope this was not confidential) a reporter from jolly ole England was going to come to Scranton and do a story about the primaries. Again, cause it is kinda a big deal. And this reporter got on GOOGLE and started GOOGle-ING Scranton to do some research. And time after time this reporter kept finding articles about THE OFFICE, and THE OFFICE Convention. So this reporter decided to scrap the Primary article, and instead is coming to Scranton tonight, to watch the OFFICE re- Premiere tonight with locals. And do a story on that. Sit down McCant. Step aside McClinton. Tonight, the peeps in jolly ole England across the pond get to read about something that TRULY matters. Us.

Segue.

I have a real dilema. Dillema. Dalimma. How the F do you spell that word? Anyway, I have a problem. The Triple-A Baseball Affiliate for the Yankees are now stationed in Scranton/ Wilkes- Barre. How do I root root root for the home team, when I hate nobody as much as I hate the Yankees?

Another dile...ummm... issue. How can one hate someone as much as I hate Angela? Actually, that is not an issue. I just wanted to mention one more time how much I hate her.

But tonight I will forget all about hate. And bring on the love. Because THE OFFICE is back and open for business. And once more, say it together this time... That’s what she said.

Peace,
Kev