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Kevin Malone Malone


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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 39
Sign: Sagittarius

City: SCRANTON
State: Pennsylvania
Country: US
Signup Date: 11/15/2005
Saturday, August 09, 2008 
Peeps-

Well, summer is here in full force, and I have wiped off the sweat on my brow to once again blog to you, my dear dear friends...

I trust all of you have had a good summer so far. What have you done? Been doing? Anything fun? Anything that anyone else would want to read about? I have had contests in the past that turned out to be to hard to judge (that's what she said), so I officially WON'T have one now... but feel free to write about your exploits.

Things have been going ok here in Scranton. Holly still seems pretty into me. And I really like her. I think we can be something special. Not like Stacy and her meanness. We haven't talked yet about disclosing our relationship to HR, but I figure since she is HR, she already knows about it. So technically, I am not doing anything wrong. And also, I haven't seen her is a couple of weeks. She works in the other part of the office, so it is hard to get back there during the day sometimes...

What else is new? Ummmm... I went to a concert on the hill here in Scranton. It was pretty awesome. Sarah Boralis, Counting Crows, Maroon 5. They were all pretty good. But the after party, as always, was even better...

I have been traveling a bit this summer. Making my way to New York a couple of times. THAT is my kinda town. Not Chicago. New York. Maybe I should move there... Hey. If anybody knows of anyone in New York who needs an accountant- tell them to give me a call. I am not TECHNICALLY licensed. But I know my stuff. So it really shouldn't matter...

Oh, our little program. THE OFFICE, was nominated once again for a gaggle of Emmys. So that is always a good time. I get to go out to Cali and go see those again I guess. It was fun a couple of years ago, but last year, when we did not win... was not nearly as fun.

The camera crews have just come back to Dunder Mifflin, and they are shooting us once again. I guess the mothership (NBC) will have new episodes on the TV sometime in September. That is cool. My mom always likes that. When she can see me on the TV. Cause I don't really go home that much.

Has anyone ever been to Miami? That is a city I would like to go to...

So I just heard about this new "exercise" technique called "Pole Dancing for Exercise". Actually, I don't know if that is what it is called, but there are actual classes you can take to go "do" pole dancing, and it apparently gives quite a work out. Does anyone know if you can pay for classes, and then sit out and just watch? Like in gym, where you pretended to have a stomach ache so you wouldn't have to run the mile in under 9 minutes. Cause if you could do that... I would so sign up...

Jan is still pregnant. That's all. It was just surprising, so... I thought I would bring it up.

Anything u want to hear about any of my other friends? Hmmmmm... I refuse to talk about Angela. Cause I hate her. Toby is gone and I haven't seen him since he left for Costa Rica. Jim and I are playing Fantasy Football again, with other people in the office here. We invite some of the camera guys to play too. Most of them are pretty cool. Except Randall. God he is an ass...

(For those of you who hate sports... skip this paragraph.) I drafted Number 2. I drafted Adrian Peterson. I then picked up Larry Fitzgerald and TK Houshmandzedahahahahaha. I was surprised by the fact I was still able to get the Browns QB in round 4. And I got the Chargers DE. We pick the old fashion way here. We pass a pad around the office and it generally takes us about 3 weeks to draft. Today I picked up Mark Bulger and Derek Mason in Roughly Rounds 7 and 8. I have the Texans TE (Owen Daniels). And I cannot remember who else. As I said, it takes a while and is hard to remember...

And I guess that kinda catches you up. Somewhat. OK, fine... not really... but are we gonna stay mad for long? I have missed each and every one of you in decidedly different ways.

I am back now. And ready for business. And for God's sake... I still hate Angela.

Peace,
Kev
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John
John Webster

 
Hey Kevin,
Can't wait to start seeing some of that footage those camera guys are shooting come September!
Best,
John
webster@rock107.com
 
Posted by John on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:36 PM
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Ken I Get a Witness?

 
Good to hear from you, brother...and looking forward to the new season! Love the webisodes. Peterson is a wise choice - he may even pass up my man LT this year (but probably not).

 
Posted by Ken I Get a Witness? on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:36 PM
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Meg
Megan Martin

 
What a wonderful summer, Kevin. Mine wasn't even close.



Wish I could have seen The Counting Crows and Maroon 5. Jeez.

 
Posted by Meg on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:38 PM
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Dammit! Jacqui

 
<3 Holly's a lucky girl, can't wait to see where the new season takes you!
 
Posted by Dammit! Jacqui on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:38 PM
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Rene
Rene Finkenkeller

 
KEV! What Up, YO????

When you try the "Pole Dancing", please, please, PLEASE film yourself and post it on YouTube.
I'm sure you'll get a million hits!! Over a million hits on YouTube is the "ZIMA" of this decade :)

"And for God's sake, I still hate Angela"...I think Angela would say, 'God doesn't like that talk, KEVIN'!
 
Posted by Rene on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:38 PM
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ξένος
Lynn Keller

 
Lol, I think you're quite right.
:D
 
Posted by ξένος on Sunday, August 10, 2008 - 7:31 PM
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kacie

 
Nice to hear how things in Scranton are going. I CANNOT wait for the new season. So I actually live in Miami. I'm not gonna lie. It's an AWESOME city just get ready to sweat. It's hot as hell here.
I guess it gives more of a reason to drink a nice cold beer though ;) Or better yet, you could get a McFlurry from McDonalds with M&Ms'<- your favorite =]
 
Posted by kacie on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:38 PM
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Jessica

 
Good to hear from ya! It sounds like you're having a great summer! :) What about your ice cream venture? You didn't mention that... ;)
 
Posted by Jessica on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:40 PM
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Aaron
Aaron Husk

 
Sorry you didn't get the loan you wanted.
Did you reduce the price of the ice creeam?
 
Posted by Aaron on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:40 PM
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~Lindsey~

 
You went with someone from the Texans?!? Oh, man, you are doomed.
=( I hate the Texans and I'm FROM Houston!

Can't wait for you guys to be back on my tv Thursday nights.


Cheers!
 
Posted by ~Lindsey~ on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:40 PM
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Ramona

 
Why the hate for Chicago, Kev?? We love your show, too...
 
Posted by Ramona on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:40 PM
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Alexandra Mauer
Alexandra Shloss

 
You should give Chicago a chance. I really think you could grow to love it. I live in Elgin, just west of Chicago, and we have a great boat casino you would love. Let me know if you want to come visit.

 
Posted by Alexandra Mauer on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:40 PM
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Fabio

 
Kevin, you badass
 
Posted by Fabio on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:40 PM
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Tim
Tim Bishop

 
As always dude...you are the MAN.

 
Posted by Tim on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:41 PM
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Jen

 
Welcome back, it'll be good to see you.
Can't wait till September!

Don't have kids with Holly. They will ruin your summers.

 
Posted by Jen on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:41 PM
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Mexicanity

 
Larry Fitzgerald...Niiice! Good luck with your team!
 
Posted by Mexicanity on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:41 PM
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Kelcie
Kelsey Martinez

 
Kevin!!! Fyi there were a ton of spoilers! Thanks! :)

"I LOVE it!!!" -Micheal Scott
 
Posted by Kelcie on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:43 PM
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Jill

 
YEAH KEVIN"S BLOG IS BACK!!!
SOOOOOOOO EXCITING!!

Thank's for the summer update! Sounds like you deserve the Dundie for "busiest beaver".


Clearly you have not spent enough time in Chicago or you would change your mind LOL. No matter chere else I live, Chicago will alaways be home to me.


Can't wait for the new season!!
 
Posted by Jill on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:44 PM
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peacelovinghippie

 
congrats on the nominations! thanks for the updates:)
 
Posted by peacelovinghippie on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:45 PM
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Audrey
Audrey Brown

 
Hmm, a whole gaggle? I'm going to check to see if that's true.

 
Posted by Audrey on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:45 PM
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VP

 
Kevin!
Oh how we have missed you!
I can't wait to see what's been happening with everyone!
:)
 
Posted by VP on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:45 PM
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Mandy...Just Mandy

 
I'm moving to NYC next week, so if you need a break from Scranton (read: Angela) and Michael will give you some time off, feel free to come visit me!!! We'll go sing karaoke or see a show : ).

 
Posted by Mandy...Just Mandy on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:45 PM
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Flibbertigibbet

 
Yay!! A new blog! Can't wait til September 25.

 
Posted by Flibbertigibbet on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:46 PM
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~Erica~

 
Kev!!! You are awesome!! I cant wait for the new season!!!!
 
Posted by ~Erica~ on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:46 PM
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Casi
Casi Cornejo

 
I love you Kevin!!!
 
Posted by Casi on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:46 PM
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McCripple
Bill Westerlund

 
Glad to see you back man!
 
Posted by McCripple on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:46 PM
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Huck Jackson
Sanford Jackson

 
Kevin I'm sending you some M and M's soon, but i can't right now cause i'm in Michigan, having fun on the lake, you should try water skiing its really fun haha, sounds like your summer has been really awesome. I can't wait to see you on the television soon.
good luck with Holly! haha

btw you've made "Awesome" my favorite word ever, keep it cool man

-Sanford
 
Posted by Huck Jackson on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:46 PM
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Jason
Jason K

 
New York is a helluva a city my friend. I'm actually headed up that way in a week or two. That is also my kind of city. Except for all the people. Too crowded, but I love all that there is to do there. I love the action. So if you know of a place, with a ton of stuff to do, with like pizza and food stands open till the wee (teehee I said wee) hours of the night, with like zero people to get in my way hit me up. I look forward to seeing the new season of your little show.


Angela does seem quite mean. Cute, but mean.
Good going getting the HR lady man, Nice catch!
 
Posted by Jason on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:47 PM
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Mello

 
best memo i've gotten all day!
 
Posted by Mello on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:47 PM
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tim

 
you forgot to mention you dominated the celebrity golf tournament in tahoe...
 
Posted by tim on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:48 PM
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Chelsea
Chelsea Rizzo

 
finally!!!! Good to hear from you Kev!!! Well, here is Scranton, I also attended a concert on the hill... and I saw you there!!! I wish we could've seen you more though!!
PS.
My mom still thinks your hott from last year at the Steamtown Mall!!
 
Posted by Chelsea on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:48 PM
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Monica
Monica Fox

 
Fantasy football is the BEST!!! Our draft isn't for another week or so...but I can't wait. Oh yeah...i'm glad you are all finally back....it's like training camp.
We get to hear little things and know that you are all working hard to entertain us!! Keep it up (that's what she said!)
 
Posted by Monica on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:48 PM
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Steven Locke
Steven Locke

 
So what kind of stuff has been going on with you and Holly? Man she is totally into you, hit that already! I miss you and all of your friends, I'm lonely and I need my family back! Man it's a long way till September.


Lot's of love from Washington State University!
 
Posted by Steven Locke on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:49 PM
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~*Becky*~

 
you crack me UP!! i cant wait til the show starts back up.
its my FAVORITE!!
 
Posted by ~*Becky*~ on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:50 PM
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Lizabificus
Elizabeth Curry

 
Your so lucky for getting second pick. Since I won my league last year I get stuck last but I do get to keep my boy LT.

 
Posted by Lizabificus on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:51 PM
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Rachel

 
You ARE something special, my dear! And thanks for the paragraph skippage warning. So glad you had a nice summer. I moved across the country with two small kids and a husband that acts like a kid. Not fun.
Anyway, I look forward to seeing what the mothership puts together in September! Have a Scranterrifc day! -R
 
Posted by Rachel on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:51 PM
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Mary Ann
Mary Leighton

 
You should totally make it with Holly.

 
Posted by Mary Ann on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:51 PM
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Alec

 
You got Owen Daniels? Good pick! I'm from Houston and I go to law school with his sister up in Lubbock.
Keep up the good work, and good luck with Holly ;-)
 
Posted by Alec on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:51 PM
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Nikki [♥] R.I.P Abuelo
Nikki Escobar

 
You asked if anyone has ever been to Miami? I have! I grew up there... I warn you if you go you wont want to leave!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its a fun fun city.


Cant wait to see new episodes in September!

Keep rockin'!


*Nikki
 
Posted by Nikki [♥] R.I.P Abuelo on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:54 PM
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Brian
Brian Stewart

 
I had Adrian Peterson last year and hopefully I can get him again this year. Kevo--you rock man.
That's what she said!
 
Posted by Brian on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:54 PM
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'Frova
Casey Ste. Claire

 
Haha, Counting Crows rocks! Lucky...

And I've been to Miami a lot recently, and it's suprisingly average. But if you like Chicago- sorry, New York- then you'll probably like it. It's rather large.


GO KEVIN! And it sounds like a bad draft.
No offense :P
 
Posted by 'Frova on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:55 PM
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Danielle

 
Welcome back! Keep the blogs coming, we love them!
 
Posted by Danielle on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:55 PM
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Pearl

 
BTW - Jan is still with child - for heaven's sakes! That baby will weight 33 lb at birth and be ready for their big tike Happy Meal an hour after he or she pops out!

Read my blog - a sweaty horndog like you will like blond beehive & new grads fron Bali Hai Poly Tech Cocktail Waitressing School
 
Posted by Pearl on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:55 PM
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emma
Emily Davies

 
i ♥ you kev!
 
Posted by emma on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:55 PM
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What Would Roger Sterling Do?

 
Heh. Most excellent. It's been a long summer.

 
Posted by What Would Roger Sterling Do? on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:56 PM
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T t t tara

 
i don't know if i can wait much longer for new episodes! :) thanks for the updates!!
 
Posted by T t t tara on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:56 PM
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♥MaryMom♥
Mary Millard

 
Love you, Kevin! I have been to Miami. In fact, I have a cousin in Miami (but then, doesn't everybody, according to JB?) Star Island is cool, but South Beach would scare you.


Looking forward to September 25th!!!! Maybe Andy will take Angela off your hands.


Let the games begin! Bum-BUM-ba-bum-bum-bum, bum (That's what she said!)

Mary
 
Posted by ♥MaryMom♥ on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:56 PM
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Abby
Abby Smith

 
Nice blog......who are Pam and Jim doing? lol
 
Posted by Abby on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:57 PM
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*Lindsey*

 
Can't wait to see you guys and your boring job come Sept. I have a very eventful story from this crazy summer. I got shot at while driving through Indy! (Stay away from that place those people are crazy) They shot a hole in my bumper and hit the tire.
The cops there also move in very slow motion it took 2 hrs for them show up! Insane but very funny after we all knew the shooters were gone! Oh and about the pole dancing class I don't know if it is the same in Scranton as it is in good ole Missouri but here it is full of a bunch of us overweight woman who want to be able to say we have pole danced and worked out all in the same sentence!LOL
 
Posted by *Lindsey* on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:58 PM
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Jean De-Baptiste
John Villarreal

 
I took Daniels last year! TD machine for a tight end my my mediocre home team. But only Winslow, Gonzalez, and Gates were better.

 
Posted by Jean De-Baptiste on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:58 PM
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