There seem to be a bunch of mother birds with postpartum depression around my house as they keep throwing their babies on the ground from literally two stories up. So, I've been having to save them as I'm a true saint and have no flaws whatsoever.

In about 24 hours, I've saved two baby robins AND a dog. 

Here's AJ feeding the neurotic one, Alan [Grant, of Jurassic Park]:



And here am, is, are, and be yours truly, saving Shoe, the better bird.



O, and note that simultaneously, Ally Farout was pulling a fishing hook out of a sea turtle's flipper in Hawaii.

Hot damn, we're good.

P.S. Note that Tygue was sitting in the living room yapping about how ugly and disgusting the animals were. No love for Tygue.