Here are the first 20 tried and somewhat true ways to annoy Yellowbeard:
1. Pour Sprite on the pillows at his encampment.
2. Rub a ripe Roma tomato on his hubcaps.
3. Give his rum to Oderlesseye.
4. Fill his tankard with flat pepsi and cinnamon.
5. Put a flaming bunny decal on the driver’s side of the front windshield of his car.
6. Wash the Yellowbeard flag with one bottle of starch.
7. Write “Yellowbeard” in celery sticks.
8. Cover the hood of his car with whipped cream.
9. Steal the skull caps off his car’s lock knobs.
10. Replace his moustache wax with silly putty.
11. Put scraps of rope and tape in the basket hilt of his sword.
12. Put a greasy, shiny sausage on each of the leather seats in his car.
13. Give him a gift wrapped, sword sized box, containing two bricks, a coat hanger, and a piece of tissue paper.
14. Place fourteen eggplants under a rug at his encampment.
15. Make him stand on top of a horse trailer modified to look like a pirate ship and throw plush monkeys that scream at him.
16. Rub a saturated bar of soap on each of his car windows then use a hairdryer to cake it on.
17. Tape a picture of a ninja to a treasure chest at his encampment.
18. Fill his glove compartment full of marshmallows.
19. Have Crazy Boots Martin attempt to cook for him.
20. Stuff aluminum foil into his boots.