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Gary Owen



Last Updated: 12/19/2009

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Status: Married
City: BURBANK
State: CALIFORNIA
Country: US
Signup Date: 11/17/2005

Who Gives Kudos:


Wednesday, November 26, 2008 
Twas the night before Thanksgiving and all thorugh the trailer  mama was smoking, daddy was cussin' like a sailor.

As I woke that morning with some loud chatter, I asked my mama where's my daddy she said it don't matter.

Your daddy left and he ain't give no reason, this was quite normal in the trailer during the hoilday season.

My daddy would disappear when he drank but he always came back, but this year was different mama started messing with a mack.

Mama introduced me as Gary her only son, this new guy said go check on that turkey boy I think it might be done.

As I opened the oven the turkey was burnt charcoal black, The mack looked at my mama and said this trailer park thanksgiving is whack.

Mr mack stormed out yelled to my mama call me when you learn how to cook, as I looked around our plates and television was missing the mack was a crook.

No tv no kitchen utensils Thanksgiving wasn't looking good, but mama made it work like she always would.

I said mama what are we gonna do we have no plates or turkey, so that Thanksgiving we had tang and beef jerkey.

Many of you may hear this and think this story is so sad, but I got to know my mama that day as we talked and laughed and to be honest beef jerkey isn't that bad.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
Butterflies & Goosebumps!!

 
Thanks for this great Thanksgiving poem!!! You had me smiling as usual!!!! HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU AND YOURS!!!!
 
Posted by Butterflies & Goosebumps!! on Tuesday, November 25, 2008 - 8:02 PM
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Lady G

 
I needed a good laugh today. Thanks and have a happy Thanksgiving.
 
Posted by Lady G on Tuesday, November 25, 2008 - 8:27 PM
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Deedra D ~joenkobema~
Deedra Kupolati

 
Sometimes the best moments come from dramadey.

Thanks for sharing. Have a great Thanksgiving.
 
Posted by Deedra D ~joenkobema~ on Tuesday, November 25, 2008 - 9:08 PM
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Its Mrs. Clark to you
Becky CLARK

 
That was some FUNNY ASS SHIT - Your posse in the NATI!
 
Posted by Its Mrs. Clark to you on Tuesday, November 25, 2008 - 9:50 PM
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Jenna
Jenna Veloz

 
Very funny...and a bit sad, too, but mostly funny! Have a Happy Thanksgiving!
 
Posted by Jenna on Tuesday, November 25, 2008 - 10:09 PM
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Rosa

 
uuummm.. Uhhh.. Gary.!? I thought you said U wuz off the Pipe Mannnn..!! LOL .. You are silly..!!
 
Posted by Rosa on Tuesday, November 25, 2008 - 11:24 PM
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Linda
Linda Baker

 
Gary, you are off the chain. Thanks for the laugh today; I needed that!! Have a blessed Thanksgiving! Linda in Georgia
 
Posted by Linda on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 9:54 PM
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