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Thursday, January 08, 2009
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Current mood:  curious
EDIT: If you subscribe, I think you get to know when new questions are asked. But im not sure, lol
Is there something about me you REALLY want to know? Ask me, and I promise I will answer it. There are several ways to ask: My Truth Box: Stick in a question there, and i'll post it in as anonymous. Message me: Wanna ask me but still remain anonymous? (Or flat out just don't feel like going back to the blog once you figure out a question later lol) Shoot me a message! My Blog: Post a question, and i'll stick it in my blog. I'll delete the comment afterwards, because i'd rather that space just be used for COMMENTS on the questions, lol. So, i'll start with the first question I got in my Truth Box: ANONYMOUS:
Q: so like.. why u single, u so damn fine
A: -_- Anyways, um, a lot of reason. But i'll try to condense it as much as i can. the first being that it's hard for me to connect with guys cuz im so fuckin weird. i like knowing shit, like genetics, quantum physics, etc. but i hate shit like books and star wars. but i love urban shit and reggaetonnn ha ha. im just, different. long story short, guys just dont be into me like that lol. its hard to find someone im generally interested in, they have the same feelins, and everything go smoothe. im under constant scrutiny for my expansive vocabulary and my "never-wrong" style of persuasion.. but hey, when im right, im not wrong, right?? loll nah but word up, i tend to scare guys away or flat just disinterst them. and it doesnt help that im pretty fuckin weird. the last time i was "talkin" to someone was June of 08
A real nigga is just hard to find these days, ju kno?
Q: How do you know Luis??
A: Uh.. which one?? Regardless, it'd be through myspace...
Q: Do you have a big butt? im very curious! lol
A: Lol.. no not at all. im flat as hell. oh well, im more focused on my more.. prominent features anyways ;)
PEOPLE: Q: i want too know why miss ny booted u off the show?A: LMFAO, um.. cuz it came to light that im gay? =] =P (I highly suggest you read my I Love Money blog...)~ JessQ: how big is your uncut dick?A: *sigh* i was waiting for a question like this... Look, talk is cheap. (and i am circumcised, thank you.) BUT, im not going to flash it to any hungry ass person who wants to see it. you either see it in person, or ur a female friend. New policy as of this summer, UNLESS IM INTO YOU, DONT COUNT ON IT.Show a nigga ya dick, and yall wanna catch feelins n shit~ MikeQ: what do you usually look for in a relationship?? :oA: that's a funny question to try and answer seeing as how ive never been in one. im also not really "looking" im just kind of drifting. but it'd be nice, sure i guess (i be gettin lonely sometimes, FUCK lol)Anyways, in a guy, i'd pretty much just want someone who is friendly, outgoing, open-minded, funny and, unfortunately, handsome. sorry, but ima keep it real; if im not attracted, i just cant make it happen =/but honestly, i am not that difficult to trap. so the fact that it hasnt happened yet means a lot~ RichardQ: so my question is how much of a sexual person are you?A: well, seeing as how i masturbate, like, three times a day...but um, it doesnt mean that much to me relationship wise. so please dont come at me on some dumb shit, "Ayo pa, lemme suk dat dik"~ LuisQ: where do u see yourself in 2 years?A: Mmm... In California. The LA area. Puerto Ricans are a commodity over there =PEDIT: But as we know, plans change... and im actually considering New York for financial reasons. (Plus man... i loves me my ricans and dominicans man...)~ JonQ: What is your dirtiest secret? lol.. I know it won't be a secret anymore, but you said to ask anything.A: I honestly really dont have any secrets, at least none that are dirty? lol i mean, my life drama is open for anyone to hear about if anyone cares to ask?~ JoshQ: Why the f*ck did you pick the name "New Jer-Z"? lol
A: several reasons. i wanted a name that a) i thought was cool b) would be easy to remember c) representative. PLUS, i LOOOOVE New York, so i thought the name "New Jersey" was sort of homage-like to her. Oh, i spelled it "New Jer-Z" because i love how that show be spellin pplz names all crazy lol. "Mayammee", "Deelishis", "Seezins" and more ha ha. and i wanted something cool too =P~ ChristianQ: whose ur bestest rukus friend =)?A: LMFAO oh god. well, i have two, Eddie Rukus and Virtuoso Rukus (you lol). I known Eddie a lot longer, but i /think/ you know more about me and how i am. this is a tuffie lol. Oh, and Royal Fame seems like cool pplz, but i just recently became acquainted with him.~ JoshQ: Why do you tell us to ask you anything we want and that you'll promiseto answer it when you clearly don't? I'm referring to the dick sizequestion lolA: lol i answered that question already, and i'll quote:"Look, talk is cheap."Meaning, and i'll answer the question now, my dick is big. and i have references that can further verify. the issue is, this is the internet, and just about anybody can say that.i can however, provide evidence, via media, no?Once again, i'll quote:"Show a nigga ya dick, and yall wanna catch feelins n shit"Niggaz dont know how to act, to put things simply. firstly, im not going to publish for anyone to see. i have nothing against people being slutty or whorish, however, i am not going to do it because that's hungry. and I am not a hungry person. secondly, it could open avenues for negative attention, and i aint wit it. yall gay men love drama enough as it is.So if you want, i'll answer the question:My dick is big. Big enough to say i have yet to see one bigger. If you want measurement, then im going to say even i dont know. i dont measure for a variety of reasons, but my favorite is because i like the mystery of not knowing exactly HOW MUCH, just knowing im bigger than grown ass men ;)However, the proof is not going to be provided to just anybody, so don't count on it. ur just going to have take my word for it. if u dont believe me, oh well lol. u people arent friends with me because u plan on riding me or giving me head anyways, are you?(Damn, why was that question so popular???)
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