Wax’s World 02

The Arctic Monkeys did it.  Lily Allen did it.  Sean Kingston did it.  And millions of others are trying to do it.  
 
But what is 'it' you may ask?  Well, 'it' is achieving musical fame and success through the medium of myspace.  It's something I've yet to achieve, but I get endless 'friend' requests from people trying to make it big in the rap game, so I've been able to do my homework and create a failsafe guide to how to make it (or rather, how NOT) in the rap game via myspace.
 
1:  Originality is over-rated.  The best thing to do forget being original, and just copy what's selling at the time. Surely everyone wants the next big thing in rap to be a clone of Kanye or Lil Wayne!
 
2:  When you create your myspace page, don't forget to create another page for your fabricated 'company'.   It is important to name it something with entertainment on the end, like Thug Dog Entertainment.  And have this as your top friend on your top friends.  This will show people that you are successful already, and you really mean business.  (I know Thug Dog Entertainment isn't the best example, but the other ones I thought of already existed)
 
3:  For the rest of your top friends list, make sure this is occupied by big rappers such as Jay Z and Eminem.  And don't worry about whether you know them in real life or not.  The fact that they're on there will reinforce to people that you mean business.
 
4:  Be sure to leave gigantic, badly knocked together picture comments on everyone's pages.  As soon as they see them taking up the majority of their page, they'll most likely delete them, but some people might forget to do this.

5:  Make sure you use some (illegal) software to add as many myspace friends as possible.  Everyone knows that the number of myspace friends you have is a 100% accurate reflection on how famous you are.  I definitely noticed myself become twice as famous when I went from 50 to 100 myspace ‘friends’

6:  Make sure you’re wearing some bling or some ice in every picture of you.  This will reaffirm your status as a baller or player to any onlooker.
 
7:  Don't worry about the quality of the music.  If instructions 1-6 are followed, you'll be fine.