...and by "vagina" i mean "virginia"...

i arrived in richmond last friday evening and within 40  minutes had put down two beers, got my nipple pierced and a monroe piercing *sheesh*  i proceeded to go out and get completely shitfaced at which point i made out with a gay man.

the next day i did my best to shake the fuzz out of my brain while having brunch with Erin and Heather before Erin and i headed out to Skydive Orange.  unaware that they require AADs in all rigs, i found myself unable to jump so we opted to go drink margaritas instead.  we picked up beers to bring back to the dz and hung out while people finished their days and contributed much much more beers.  sparklers sizzled and spun in the air while the bonfire burned bright.  then the incredible clothes swap began - Pete wore my girly tank top and Trey wore Erin's skirt while she wound up with someone's boxers and her skirt somehow migrated to Eric (that was his name...wasn't it?)  Hoops put on my bra but when he tried to give it back to me i insisted that he burn it instead (yeah!!!).  Joe looked super hot in my capris while i sported his boxers.  i'm note even sure how it all ended, but Erin never did get her skirt back.  i finally retrieved my girly tank top in the morning when Erin and i were informed that the girls who typically are known as the "naughty crazy girls" were scared of us.

i love this game.  even though Erin ended up with the medal.