I'm dealing Table Games here in Vegas for awhile as I look to get more work as a 3D artist. Here's a conversation I have at least once a week on the Black Jack table:

Gambling Patron: So where do you live?

kirk: In Colorado, the commute is a nightmare!

Gambling Patron: Really?

kirk: Nah, I'm just kidding, I live here in Vegas.

Gambling Patron: Which hotel?

(I always have to pause at this question... no matter how many times I hear it, it always takes me by surprise.)

kirk: The Flaming-Oh.

Gambling Patron: The Flaming-Oh?

kirk: You know, the one with the pink bird.

Gambling Patron: Oh, next to the Ha-raws?

kirk: Huh?

Gambling Patron: You, know... Ha-raws.

kirk: Oh! you mean Harrah's.

Gambling Patron: Yeah!

Gambling Patron: Would you split these tens?

kirk: Absolutely...