I am a sexy son of a bitch. I am so damn sexy that I just got 7 friend requests from 7 super hot chics in one minute. You heard me... 7 per minute. In fact when I checked my friend requests folder about those new friend requests, Trillian is sent me notices that more friend requests from more hot chics were coming in at that very second.
Don't believe me? here's the proof:

Look at that! It's 6:16 PM and I have 7 (there's so many they all don't fit on one page) hot chics requesting my friendship and more requests are piling in at that very moment according to Trillian.
Now I know they want my body, because they've spent a lot of time to figure out an html code that takes me straight past their, "friendly and innocent," MySpace profiles and straight to a private site full of their naked photos. I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure if a hot chic wants you to see her naked body before even getting to know her it must mean that my sex appeal is through the roof.
I feel sorry for the dorks who have it tough with women. The ones that actually have to talk to women and get to know them first. The poor guys even pay for dinner and movie before getting a shot at maybe seeing a them naked. It must be hard. Not eveyone can be a sexy beast like me and have women just throwing themselves at you.
And not moments after these requests came did I start getting messages from other hot chics, they weren't so good with html, so they just had plain MySpace sites... But I can't wait to chat with them about stuff, **WINK WINK** later.


Man, they are so hott and sexy that they even think alike!!! They don't look like twins, but when I get them into that 3 way chat I bet they won't mind if I pretend they are!
There's my proof... I am a Sexy Son of a Bitch.