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Status: In a Relationship
Age: 36
Sign: Virgo

City: Las Vegas
State: Nevada
Country: US

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 

Category: MySpace

I am a sexy son of a bitch. I am so damn sexy that I just got 7 friend requests from 7 super hot chics in one minute. You heard me... 7 per minute. In fact when I checked my friend requests folder about those new friend requests, Trillian is sent me notices that more friend requests from more hot chics were coming in at that very second.

Don't believe me? here's the proof:

Look at that! It's 6:16 PM and I have 7 (there's so many they all don't fit on one page) hot chics requesting my friendship and more requests are piling in at that very moment according to Trillian.

Now I know they want my body, because they've spent a lot of time to figure out an html code that takes me straight past their, "friendly and innocent," MySpace profiles and straight to a private site full of their naked photos. I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure if a hot chic wants you to see her naked body before even getting to know her it must mean that my sex appeal is through the roof.

I feel sorry for the dorks who have it tough with women. The ones that actually have to talk to women and get to know them first. The poor guys even pay for dinner and movie before getting a shot at maybe seeing a them naked. It must be hard. Not eveyone can be a sexy beast like me and have women just throwing themselves at you.

And not moments after these requests came did I start getting messages from other hot chics, they weren't so good with html, so they just had plain MySpace sites... But I can't wait to chat with them about stuff, **WINK WINK** later.

 

Man, they are so hott and sexy that they even think alike!!! They don't look like twins, but when I get them into that 3 way chat I bet they won't mind if I pretend they are!

There's my proof... I am a Sexy Son of a Bitch.

Crys
Crystal Zrnich

 
Yep. That's why I befriended you. It was the sex appeal. No naked pics here though.
 
Posted by Crys on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 2:23 AM
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kirk

 
You're missin' the boat sister! Better get on them pics, look at all the competition you have!
 
Posted by kirk on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 2:26 AM
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Hi my name is sexybeeyatch and I have sexy blond hair and a sexy body and a sexy bulldog and I'm looking for a sexy man so we can go places and look sexy together and I think bad hygeine is totally sexy and I like the word sexy and I bet you think I'm sexy and really I wish everyone was sexy so I could say "hey sexy" everytime I talk to someone. Wouldn't that be sexy?
 
Posted by on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 2:30 AM
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kirk

 

Those chics are so hott and sexy, that they only have turn ons...

Your new name should be Sexy Sister Scotchy McHottyson. Then you could get guys of my calibur.


 
Posted by kirk on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 2:34 AM
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That Rad Chick
Diana Wood

 
Wow...this makes me want you. And makes me want to post slutty pics on my page...that would be awesome

~Di

 
Posted by That Rad Chick on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 2:39 AM
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kirk

 

You should just send me the photos directly, you might get some real weirdos doing weird things to them.

What I did to them on the other hand (haha, see what I did there?) would be awesome.


 
Posted by kirk on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 2:45 AM
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That Rad Chick
Diana Wood

 
LOL

I bet it would be awesome...

On the other hand...nice pun there :)

~DIana

 
Posted by That Rad Chick on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 3:32 AM
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kirk

 

Runt Bulldogs are pretty Sexy... and Hott.

I'm gonna hit them up on chat now, see what pops up.


 
Posted by kirk on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 2:50 AM
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SM

 
Ummm ewwwww gross why is her AIM name neverland?? really that's MJ's ranch ain't it? ick!! (as in I'm agonna be sICK)
Kirk ya knows i think you are hot  fer true..
you can AIM me at Slackersex
Yahoo me at : Nevergonnahappen@yahoo.com
MSN me at: Erinlkesphonesexbutwantsyoutopayandbuyherdinner@hotmail.com

I just can't wait to talk to you sexy I'll be wearing this

and these

call anytime

Kisses, licks and STDs
Erin


 
Posted by SM on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 3:26 AM
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kirk

 
I know that creeped me out too. So I tried adding the Wiley Coyote one. She's not online, I was hoping to get another IM convo blog out of it. Place Sad Face Emoticon here.
 
Posted by kirk on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 3:32 AM
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SM

 
well Gawd I jus gave you all my IM addys... *sigh*


 
Posted by SM on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 3:39 AM
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kirk

 

Yeah, but you would know I'm just messing with you to get a cool Blog out of it.

So it wouldn't be "real" ya know? And you're married. I'd feel bad.


 
Posted by kirk on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 3:52 AM
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SM

 
aww don worry "feelin bad" is just a byprodut of having sex with me..it passes...well esp if you take the perscribed meds.



 
Posted by SM on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 3:54 AM
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kirk

 

Thanks Sordid...

Clevery will do planty well, Darlin'.


 
Posted by kirk on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 4:15 AM
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Wineaux

 
i told you this weeks ago, where's my freakin blog???? i guess i missed out cause i forgot to send the photos, hmmm where is that camera?....
 
Posted by Wineaux on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 5:28 AM
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kirk

 

Yesssss. More photos!

How do I do it? They should figure out how to sell me in bottles. I bet I would cure cancer.


 
Posted by kirk on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 6:30 AM
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SM

 
Yeah I agree Sis looks H.O.T. hot in her pic...wish I'd gotten some of the beauty in the family..or the brains fer that matter.
 
Posted by SM on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 6:34 AM
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Wineaux

 
paallllllllleeezeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Posted by Wineaux on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 6:39 AM
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kirk

 

paallllllllleeezeeeeeee send those photos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 
Posted by kirk on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 6:45 AM
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SM

 
(ummm fer true..if ya weren't my Sis ya'd turn my head with that lovely hair and secret eyes there) BUT YOU are so no worries eh!
 
Posted by SM on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 6:42 AM
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yuri todded
yuri todded

 
the first turn on are the best, "bad breath and bad hygiene."

and dude, i'm hottter than you, so far. i got 28 of those yesterday. i'm surprised my name isn't one of the cut off profiles. since i broke my radius (yup, not wrist, my forearm) i don't have much else to do for the next 4-6 weeks, so i'm trying to see how long it takes my company to cancel my american express gold card.

good thing i broke my left arm, **WINK WINK**
 
Posted by yuri todded on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 6:14 AM
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kirk

 

I didn't see you in these profiles friends lists, you could be in one of SexyJenny's 8 other profiles, though.

 I did look at the other guys in them and their friends are full of these Porn Bots. They even comment with stuff like, "Hey Hotty, thanks fer tha add. How cum you don't answer my messages?"

 


 
Posted by kirk on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 6:41 AM
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Wineaux

 

at least you get fake hot chicks sending you friend requests with sexy fotos, all i get is REAL creepy, homely divorcees and teenage boys sendin me shit like, "hey beautiful, i saw you were up can i come over and help you get to bed?"

wow, i guess that one wants to tuck me in and read me stories huh?

and NO sexy photos! shit no, nothin but geeked out grandads with bifocals and spiderman fetishes, or headbangin 21 yr olds showin off their cool rides......eek!


 
Posted by Wineaux on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 6:48 AM
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SM

 
You so know the crap I get Sis...really foot fetishes..and weird misspelled declarationa of love (with serious bits of FRENCH thown in, fuckin cheese eating surrender monkeys!!) I think I got "footy" outta my life tho..hope I don run into him at the store since he lives VERY close!
 
Posted by SM on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 6:53 AM
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kirk

 
I've learned to embrace your fans... untill they become stalkers. Then you just have them arrested.
 
Posted by kirk on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 6:51 AM
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SM

 
Yes Yuri we all know you can still wahck off...tho really why gloat 'bout it? that' ain't hardly fair to heaps of your friends!
 
Posted by SM on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 6:25 AM
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Wineaux

 
very funny, does he know how you stack up to others when it comes to concern for his well being?
 
Posted by Wineaux on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 6:36 AM
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SM

 
shhhh I ain't hardly 'stacked" it's all Victoria's Secret wonder bra padding..fer true ..why do you think Hubby is so sad..

als btw when Hubby saw you pic and I told him you like tall me (he's 6'4") he said well what is her cup size...fucking casanova I tells ya ..watch out!!

 
Posted by SM on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 6:47 AM
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Wineaux

 
i dont know if thats how they measure cups where he's from, but i think they are perfect sized. so thanks.
 
Posted by Wineaux on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 6:49 AM
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SM

 
Great...one more thing for me to worry about!!!
 
Posted by SM on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 6:54 AM
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Darryl (a.k.a. Decoy)

 

I bow to your superior studliness.


 
Posted by Darryl (a.k.a. Decoy) on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 6:14 AM
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kirk

 
Oh Darryl , I bet that handsome mug of yours gets plenty of friend requests from old guys running por- I mean Hot Chics.
 
Posted by kirk on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 6:52 AM
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Wineaux

 

ha ha, and they are probably based from a basement near you.....

good night folks!

 


 
Posted by Wineaux on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 7:15 AM
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kirk

 

"Leave on a high note."


 
Posted by kirk on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 7:23 AM
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The ILLUSTRIOUS Rose
Rose Mathews

 

I'm about 5'5 with Sexy Redish Multi Colored hair that changes to wierd Colors like Purple or Blue when I get bored. My friends call me "titts Mcgee" or "Rosie Palms" but I really have no idea why? My Turn on is bad teeth and clowns, or however u spell that werd. Oh, I don't really have a Dog, It's my sisters, and He is a little ball of demon spawn and he trys to eat my face...he's pretty small though so I just kick him when He gets near me. Why don't you send me a message with your Real address so I can break into your house, and have sex  in your bed with creepy strangers when You go out of town.*wink Wink*


 
Posted by The ILLUSTRIOUS Rose on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 7:29 AM
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The Girl (is no snow bird)

 
I like this girl!!!       :)
 
Posted by The Girl (is no snow bird) on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 4:45 PM
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kirk

 

Done and done.

(I'm a sucker for small dog kickers)


 
Posted by kirk on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 7:31 AM
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Sabrina
Sabrina Macready

 
You are the sex. What can i say?
 
Posted by Sabrina on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 3:38 PM
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The Girl (is no snow bird)

 
Dude!  I think it was your sex-pot mullet!  EVERYONE knows that all hot chics dig mullets!  I think you should relive the eighties, man. There has never before been so much proof to support my argument.  Really, you could have ALL the hot chics!
 
Posted by The Girl (is no snow bird) on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 4:42 PM
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+elizabeth+

 
LMAO - these are not hott chicks they are sluts.

There's a difference


 
Posted by +elizabeth+ on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 2:29 PM
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Brian

 
They have the same nick name and the same stupid dog!!!!!
 
Posted by Brian on Monday, August 14, 2006 - 5:02 AM
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Dark Water Productions

 

Hey I got those same chics on my friends list: ( Damn those two timing whores: (!

Step off my chics man : )


 
Posted by Dark Water Productions on Saturday, September 09, 2006 - 3:31 AM
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