Allright, this one is kind of boring, but there are a few highlights including uncovering an ID thief. Just like Chris Hansen from dateline.

hellen_001me: hi
kirktoo: hello, 'bot
hellen_001me: how are u
kirktoo: Fine how are ewe?
hellen_001me: iam fine
hellen_001me: iam hellen by name
hellen_001me: u?
kirktoo: I am too, like in my screen name.
hellen_001me: ur name is what?
kirktoo: too
hellen_001me: ok
kirktoo: my name is too
hellen_001me: where are u from?
kirktoo: ewe are name is helen
hellen_001me: ok
kirktoo: too is from Las Vegas
kirktoo: where is helen from?
hellen_001me: from uk
kirktoo: really? is it tough typing in a different language?
hellen_001me: but currently in africa
hellen_001me: what?
kirktoo: Ah... and what does helen do in africa?
hellen_001me: business into selling of juwelries
hellen_001me: what u do 4 a business
hellen_001me: ?
kirktoo: I rent toilet paper...
kirktoo: by the hour
kirktoo: you know, with all the rage of recycling these days
kirktoo: so what time is it in Africa?
hellen_001me: 4.20am
hellen_001me: u?
kirktoo: 8:20
kirktoo: pm
kirktoo: what direction does the water swirl when you flush the toilet?
hellen_001me: what are u talking about
kirktoo: when you flush the toilet, the water circles down the drain either clockwise or counterclockwise... which way does it swirl when you flush?
kirktoo: if you need to check, go ahead... I'll wait.
hellen_001me: i dont understand
kirktoo: Nevermind... just a science experiment I wanted to try
kirktoo: which country are you in?
hellen_001me: smile
hellen_001me: uk
hellen_001me: u?
kirktoo: You said you were from the uk, but currently in africa
kirktoo: which country in africa are you in?
hellen_001me: nigeria
kirktoo: Ah ha! so the water goes clockwise when you flush the toilet... you're in the northern hemisphere.
kirktoo: I knew I could get it out of you, you little minx.
kirktoo: what is your facorite piece of juwlerie (did I spell that right?) that you sell?
kirktoo: I'm looking for a new Prince Albert stud...
kirktoo: helen?
kirktoo: (beep)
hellen_001me: what
kirktoo: what is your favorite piece of jewelry you sell?
hellen_001me: chain, female necklace etc
kirktoo: Do you gave anything in a collar?
kirktoo: leather, maybe?
kirktoo: Are you talking to other guys, is that why you're not answering me?
hellen_001me: not atall
kirktoo: I bet they don't show interest in your profession... or your toilet like I do.
hellen_001me: iam cheking my mail
kirktoo: then why did you message me?
kirktoo: I mean, here I am striving to have an interesting conversation (or is it struggling?) and you're attention is elsewhere.
kirktoo: did you just wake up? or did you just go to bed?
hellen_001me: smile
kirktoo: what?
kirktoo: that's not an answer
kirktoo:  (let's change gears)

kirktoo: what are you wearing?
kirktoo: what city in Nigeria are you in?
hellen_001me: ogun
kirktoo: odo-ogun, oke-ogun or ewu ogun?
hellen_001me: who are u?
hellen_001me: showa
kirktoo: too
kirktoo: Showa?
kirktoo: there is no showa on google maps...
hellen_001me: where is ur pic
kirktoo: it's on my yahoo profile
kirktoo: how did you find me?
kirktoo: where is your pic?
kirktoo: I'm sorry...
kirktoo: where is "ur" pic
hellen_001me: cant u seeit in the ur right coner
kirktoo: no, I'm using a different chat program than yahoo
hellen_001me: u there?
kirktoo: are ewe?
hellen_001me: can u help me cash money
hellen_001me: ?
kirktoo: Oh, and now it come out... I saw this on dateline.
hellen_001me: really
hellen_001me: what accuont do u operate
hellen_001me: ?
hellen_001me: u there?
kirktoo: Nigeria is a hotbed of internet scammers, helen... or should I say, "Barrister Micheal."
kirktoo: What were thinking helen?
kirktoo: My name is Chris Hansen, and I'm with NBC Dateline.
hellen_001me: i cee
kirktoo: I could use an Icee, it's warm here
kirktoo: warm in that cubicle in Nigeria?
kirktoo: do they have air conditioning for you?
hellen_001me: smile
hellen_001me: what accuont do u operate?
kirktoo: whatever... stupid 'bot.

Google Barrister Micheal, and you can see the reference...